it gets worse lmaoooo

Normal work emergencies: “They need me to come in and fix a system that broke down.”

Dropout work emergencies: “They need me to come in and throw pasta at comedians.”

this is so fucking funny. im going to say "here come the locusts" everytime something goes wrong now

the dev patel girlies have KNOWN how hot he is for years and years but the little giggle I heard from a grown man seated next to me when he took his shirt off in monkey man tells me it's truly over for everyone else. god bless

I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.

passing as a man is SO fucking weird. like yeah i like that I'm being called he/him by strangers. No I don't want to be the only person guys take seriously when im hanging out with my non-male friends. What the fuck.

it's just. a very sudden shift to being percieved/treated with priviledge everyone seems to take for granted. it is legitimately destabilising. esp when I'm around people who've only known me post-T bc they have no conception of how new this is to me.

@the-gayest-dragon no literally, its fucking surreal how cis men just. seem to see me like more of a person now. i dont think i even realised how bad it was before. I always thought it was smth about me being obviously queer or outwardly weird/autistic but no its just bc i didnt have facial hair.

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

yes i posted this on my other blog but you know what it goes here too

A stripper in Clearwater, Florida showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her for indecent exposure. The case was dismissed.