ok so tumblr coding apparently shat itself since i left in 2017 ( big surprise ) and it isn’t letting me edit some of my rules / verses so i might as well just put them here:
RULES: the only changes to this are that mun is twenty-two now aaaaand that my activity will be L O W !!!
OH ALSO!!!! i haven’t touched tumblr rp since i left so pls bear with me while i re-figure out all of the new formatting nuances. everything is pretty different than how i remember!
VERSES: i’m adding a AHS 1984 verse in which the Mott family ( per dandy’s incessant requests ) acquire ownership of the camp golden star / camp redwood grounds in 1952. dandy was fascinated by its bloody past and tales of the mysterious lady ghost in white and since the land was a minimal expense to the Mott fortune, his mother gifted the campgrounds to him for his birthday. shortly after acquiring it, however, dandy suffered an accidental fall one fateful night and he tumbled into camp golden star’s lake and subsequently drowned. he haunts the grounds alongside others, but stays particularly close to the lady in white herself, lavinia richter, who seemed to have maybe mistaken him for her beloved late bobby. i’ll be adding a link to the verse tag here once i come up with a name for it!
( THAT GIRL’S A SUPERFREAK !!! ) I’D REALLY LIKE TO TASTE HER est. nov. 2016 // rev. jun. 2020
so ANYWAYS dandy mott 1000% smells like & uses melanie martinez’s cry baby perfume [ aka strawberry milk / pink baby doll plastic ] and that’s the tea sis !!!!!!
dandy muse after i’ve seen the new ahs season premier + stephen king’s It all within a 24 hr time period: S H O O K
@diiedloved // sc
❛ hey -- -- !! that’s MINE! ❜ questioning why a complete stranger -- someone dandy has never before in his life seen -- is currently in his bedroom is APPARENTLY far less disturbing to dandy than that said stranger handling his dearest toy ... mr chompers, a stuffed alligator mother had gotten when visiting the EVERGLADES last year.
“Okay, what am I going to do? Pull out another gun?”
sentence starter ( accepting !! )
❛ YOU will do nothing – i, on the other hand, will singlehandedly put away every last one of those freaks one by foolish one … like leading the cattle to SLAUGHTER. that is where the REAL fun begins, myrtle!! ❜
@obituariies // sc
❛ this house is no longer accepting any VISITORS, so i regret to demand you leave. we purchased it two days ago -- mother and i. isn’t it beautiful?? it will be our perfect WINTER HOME! our third one, in fact. ❜
— HAVEN SENTENCE STARTERS
- “Okay, what am I going to do? Pull out another gun?”
- “And… meteor showers are better naked.”
- “Okay, you know what, I admit it. This weird stuff, it kind of does turn me on.”
- “Want to be a local? Helps to look like one.”
- “It all started when I was 5 years old. My unicorn got run over by a tractor. “
- “I think it’s very sweet you still say ‘making out’.”
- “You were just talking about werewolves a few seconds ago, but witches are out of bound?”
- “There was winkage.”
- “So, what? You’re gonna chop her head off with a hatchet? “
- “Do you have a favorite nut?”
- “It’s in my supernatural shadow guide. It says, hold on. Yep we’re screwed.”
- “Are you crying? ‘Cause crying will not be tolerated.”
- “I’m off like a dirty shirt.”
- “Champagne for my real friends. Real pain for my sham friends.”
- “I remember you really liked the Pet Shop Boys.”
- “Ah, screw it. Normally I’d try to act all manly, but, yeah, I’m terrified. Why do you ask?”
- “What are you thinkin’, did I use my magic wand or maybe my tricorder?”
- “Too many cops in one room.”
- “Why would I need a plan? I’ve got you.”
- “Hey, no judgements. He’s a handsome guy.”
- “Okay, so who’d you piss off this time?”
- “I’m secretly afraid of bananas, I don’t like surfing naked, and deep down in my heart I know that bigfoot is real.”
- “Hey, I know a person who does green cards.”
- “You have always been so good to me.”
- “I’d shake your hand, but I’m pretty much dying.”
- “This doesn’t have to get ugly. I walk out of here, it’s over.”
- “So what do you think? Clones? Ghosts? Zombies are trendy.”
- “Maybe when you get here you can explain to me why I’m in a Santa costume.”
- “What a waste of a good cooler.”
- “It is not your fate to be executed for something you didn’t do.”
- “I’m secretly afraid of bananas.”
- “The guy threw a manhole cover at me, okay? I’m just sayin’.”
- “You and I are nothing alike. I care about people.”
- “You have to make a choice. Destroy us all, or save yourself.”
- “This whole thing would work a lot better if I wasn’t the only one who could see it.”
- “Merry Christmas. You know, I’m flexible this year — naughty and nice.”
- “This is not helping! Will you please stop acting like a lovesick child?”
- “I gotta tell you, if I were gonna have to live multiple lives, I would have picked someplace more exotic, you know? Warmer climate- Bali, Costa Rica, Hong Kong.”
- “I was trying to protect you.”
- “How is it that I call you guys, and I end up spending the night in jail?”
- “He could be on the other side of that door and all I can think about is, I should have worn my other pants.”
- “If you can’t win at the game, you change the game.”
- “If you, or someone else, comes at me in a way that I don’t like, I’ll rip them apart.”
- “No, look, I kept a low profile, okay? I know the rules.”
- “What I wanna know is where are my client’s crayons? Where are my client’s video games? Where is my client’s call with Justin Bieber? You got rights, kid.”
- “I’m not gonna let this be our last night. I’m not giving up.”
- “If I was gonna ditch you, I would’ve done it before I had to flash that orderly my boobs.”
- “If it makes you feel better, I—I never thought you had any authority.”
ind. edward phillippe mott // penned by DARIAN
@thesmileclown // this
um k fine but MOTHER can bc she’s the one that paid for u technically soooo.... she called from the afterlife & says u a froot. i don’t eat froots they’re boring
@lostiisms // starter call
❛ --do you think one day i could perhaps play the role of PETER PAN??? truthfully, your silly little bedtime story ignited the flame of PASSION inside of me -- i have that boy’s every line memorized!! my performance will be so convincing. ❜
@criedhard // starter call
❛ when did it occur to you?? surely you must have known that i was DESTINED for greatness!! tell me-- was it when i exposed that HORRID man chester crebb?? a shepherd must know EVERYTHING about his sheep!! ❜ a mixture of curiosity && excitement GLIMMER in his eyes -- for being a GHOST of his former self, he truly is still bubbling with liveliness! perhaps that has something to do with the fact that he’s talking about HIMSELF.
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