im a shitty rp partner tho

sometimes i reply 19 seconds after youve replied

sometimes i reply 147 years later

“There are moments that define a person’s whole life. Moments in which everything they are and everything they may possibly become balance on a single decision. Life and death, hope and despair, victory and failure teeter precariously on the decision made at that moment. These are moments ungoverned by happenstance, untroubled by luck. These are the moments in which a person earns the right to live, or not.”   —   the walking dead inspired, multiverse, indie original character, written by tara.

• “you are so cheesy.”
• “i didn’t know you were a romantic.”
• “oh my god. i can’t believe you did this.”
• “wait, let me get a picture!”
• “you are absolutely ridiculous.”
• “i have the perfect day planned out.”
• “i made it myself.”
• “i made it myself, which explains why it’s a little burnt.”
• “i tried making it myself, but i figured food poisoning doesn’t make for a very good valentine’s day present.”
• “has anyone ever told you that you have a funny idea of romantic?”
• “where are we going to put a bear that big?”
• “did i just hear a bark?”
• “when you said you were planning something big, i didn’t expect it to be this big…”
• “i told you you didn’t have to do anything!”
• “this might be the happiest day of my life.”
• “how did you know my favorite chocolate flavor?”
• “help me find a vase for these flowers?”
• “this holiday seems like the best opportunity to ask you out.”
• “i know a place that sells hot chocolate with heart-shaped froth.”
• “i want to make you this happy for the rest of your life.”
• “is today a good day to say i think i love you?”
• “i think i’m in love with you.”
• “i love you.”
• “i love you so much. you know that, right?”
• “…that’s for me?”
• “…are those flowers?”
• “…i didn’t get you anything, though.”
• “you didn’t have to.”
• “you alone are enough.”

GOOD GRIEF.

❛    it goes in one ear out the other.  ❜    ❛    you’ll be missing from the photographs.   ❜    ❛    in my thoughts you’re far away.   ❜   ❛    i can picture you so easily.  ❜   ❛    every minute & every hour, i miss you more.   ❜ ❛    it’s such a shame we had to see them burn.   ❜ ❛    what’s gonna be left of the world if you’re not in it ?  ❜ ❛    if you’re going to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.    ❜ ❛    now, stop worrying & go get dressed.   ❜ ❛    you might have to excuse me.   ❜ ❛    i’ve lost control of all my senses.   ❜    ❛    i’ve lost control of all my words.   ❜ ❛    get drunk.   ❜ ❛    call me a fool.   ❜ ❛    put me in my place.   ❜ 

• “He loves me, he loves me not… oh.”
• “She loves me, she loves me not… oh.”
• “I don’t think it’s love…”
• “So, is there anyone you’re secretly crushing on?”
• “I don’t even like chocolate.”
• “Yeah, nothing says ‘I love you’ more than a bouquet that’ll die in two days…”
• “I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker… but at least they have good taste in gifts.”
• “Oh! It’s my favourite time of year.”
• “If I send a mass text to all the people I like, I don’t need to get all of them gifts do I?”
• “I’ve never had a Valentine.”
• “Will you be my Valentine?”
• “Do you have a Valentine yet?”
• “No one ever serenades me any more.”
• “Just don’t write a song and play it in front of everyone again… it’s embarrassing.”
• “Any secret admirers?”
• “Oh, so you’re my secret admirer?”
• “I may have been admiring you not so secretly.”
• “Just because you like me doesn’t mean the feeling is mutual.”
• “Seeing as we’ve both not got anyone, do you want to come to mine and watch a film?
• “We’re never getting back together.”
• “So, he got me a teddy bear, but we fought and he tore off it’s head.”
• “How about instead of being ridiculous on one day of the year, you just be a decent partner for the other 364 days?!”
• “We’re not together any more.”
• “If you haven’t booked a table we definitely won’t get to eat there on such short notice.”
• “It’s just Valentine’s day… I don’t see the big deal.”
• “What do you mean you didn’t get me anything?”
• “I’m feeling sick, is it okay if we arrange our date for another night?”
• “I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker….”
• “Well… they don’t know I’m going out with you so we’re going to have a girls night sitting in and cry about being single…”
• “I’ve got the lube and strawberries, we’re all set!”
• “I got out the whipped cream and she slammed the door in my face.”
• “I am not wearing that.”
• “When he said he would give me a pearl necklace, I thought I was getting actual jewelry.”
• “It would have been a lot more romantic if you de-thorned the rose before you put it in your mouth…”
• “I’m all for dressing up… but, how do you wear this?”
• “If I see another couple holding hands, I’ll… I’ll-”
• “Young love, isn’t it sweet?”
• “Who did you get all these roses for?”
• “I don’t love you, I’m just here for the chocolate.”
• “So, let me get this right, you want me to be a stand in to make the person you like jealous?”
• “Valentines? Pft!”
• “That’s the least romantic thing anyone has ever said to me…”
• “What are you doing? Why are you on one knee? Get up! Get up!”
• “My mum gave me a rose because she felt sorry for me.”
• “Look, you can buy me all the chocolates in the world, I still won’t go out with you.”
• “A diamond ring? I appreciate the offer… but don’t you think this is a bit… excessive?”