my valentines plans with the girls(gn)
the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent
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things im scared will climb through my window at night: clowns, nosferatus, the river strid,
Low Opacity Elrond: the trifecta
“Denethor - not a real king, not the real king of Gondor…I call him Little Tomato.”
TOMORROW IS THE 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIM DOING IT TO US
National Holiday
4 years and 364 days ago… It was done to us
Today’s the day
seven years of doin it to us
8 years
He’s been doing it to us for 10 years
POOR THINGS
Yorgos Lanthimos & Atsushi Nishijima. 🎞: Kodak Portra 400
Audience surprise for Sam
what was i made for?
“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland
man the site that used to be full of people horny for the onceler now getting really hyped about tree law is some serious poetic irony
come on, you’re better than this
I do not think many pre-established characters will be appearing in The Ravening War because Lou Wilson would 100% think it was the funniest thing ever to murder Young Calroy and destroy the continuity.
sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language
Evidently I don't get to evolve
i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken
His ghost is setting those cars on fire actually