Shimp Enthusiast

can’t believe there are people who don’t feel like everything is a task and every task is overwhelming.

Hey did you know some caterpillars are carnivorous? Not small emperor moth caterpillars, but they fit Jon better so.

Fish bite more during rain because they can sense their domain expanding. Their arrogance leads to their downfall.

i never realized the original guy answering the question in this picture was named Sisyphus. i just imagine that instead of pushing a boulder up a hill every day he is just forced to answer this question over and over

thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened

im sorry but this is the funniest fucking tag i could have seen

hey bro can i open up ur rib cage and rummage around in there until im up to my elbows in blood and then hold ur heart in my hands? no bro i promise it wont look gay i swear.

So while most rainbow capitalism is sticking rainbows on things and pretending to be an ally, Budweiser’s UK branch is giving credit to trans activists, and explaining pride flag colors.

Budweiser is an inclusionist 💞💞💞

What a weird and true thing to say! And I almost sounds like a joke but honestly I feel this tweet captures 90% of my feelings

And to actually credit Monica Helms and get the white stripe right? Like, if we are going to have companies at pride this is what I’d like to see. Professional looking marketing, credit to activists, research about the groups its marketing, and spreading further awareness.

sivi met his granddaughter tonight

he did not like it

not a single happy camper in this image

update

[translation]

"Would shizun breastfeed love this lowly one of he was a ✨skin creature✨?"

(he would)

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I forgot to post my contribution to the SkinCreature-verse

It's funnier in spanish and the composition of the text is way better, so I'm leaving it like this

-3- >^

Crying over these lesbian cats

They’re distracting a nervous dog during a blood draw.

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