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Ask the Deaf John(s!)

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hey, i'm john egbert! and im also john? but the cooler one go ahead and ask us whatever you'd like!
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h1tmanmode asked:

not an art rq, kind of the opposite actually

i made this doodle of your john strider from ur ask blog a bit ago and figured id show it to you so

look its him!!! figured it was a payback from that one shittyjohndaily fanart u did a while ago. even though this one is way more sketchy

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flare-dragon answered:

Well shit. Not really sure what to say, aside from "Thanks a whole bunch~! This is really awesome in a way I can't quite put words to~"

So yeah. Thanks a whole bunch, 'cause I did not see this coming and it looks so awesome~ ^^

(If anyone's interested, the John ask blog is here. There may not be any posts recently, but it's still very much open for the curious~)

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#homestuck#type: other#john#john strider#I really can't quite get over just how awesome this is~ ^^
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As a note: This never stopped being alive and a thing. I just didn't really have many ideas and it's hard to feel motivated without any interactions, but ask box is wide open~

#homestuck#type: news
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Anonymous asked:

I’m no expert on this stuff, but it sounds like you guys have crushes on your respective Daves :0c

* Seems John Strider isn’t hiding himself very well. Sometimes the heart wants what the hearts want~

NOTE: To clarify John Egbert’s dialogue, in his continuity, Dave and Karkat dated for a time before easing off and just enjoying whatever dynamic they have together without the pressures of ‘being together’. John Strider has no idea of Dave Egbert’s relationship experiences.

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Anonymous asked:

I’m no expert on this stuff, but it sounds like you guys have crushes on your respective Daves :0c

* Seems John Strider isn’t hiding himself very well. Sometimes the heart wants what the hearts want~

NOTE: To clarify John Egbert’s dialogue, in his continuity, Dave and Karkat dated for a time before easing off and just enjoying whatever dynamic they have together without the pressures of ‘being together’. John Strider has no idea of Dave Egbert’s relationship experiences.

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#homestuck#john#john egbert#john strider#johndave#type: ask#anon#I'm a JohnDave shipper at heart but I'm not opposed to other JohnX or DaveX ships#I always liked the idea in non-Sburb AUs of Dave and Karkat dating for a time before breaking it off and just staying friends~#I'm not sure what it is about it exactly but it's like 'Yes they get to be together. Yes John can still have a shot with Dave'#Or maybe it's just Dave and Karkat being close? Hard to say pfft#Anonymous
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Anonymous asked:

For both Johns- Favorite memory of your friends? --\></

JOHN EGBERT: favourite memory of my friends? J. EGBERT: wow that’s a hard question! J. EGBERT: there’s lots of good times i’ve had with them J. EGBERT: although if i had to pick one? J. EGBERT: it would be the time dave suddenly came up to my door, soaking wet J. EGBERT: and just randomly asking if he could use my shower J. EGBERT: now it doesn’t sound all that much, but this was the first time i had ever seen him J. EGBERT: well, in person. we had talked a bunch online before then J. EGBERT: but he had run away from home at the time and we rarely talked! J. EGBERT: so for him to suddenly be at my door, after all that time? J. EGBERT: man, it was so cool to be able to see him J. EGBERT: but also, who’s first words to meeting someone is to ask to have a shower?

J. EGBERT: he’s lucky i had some spare clothes that karkat left one time that fit him J. EGBERT: or he would have had to deal with being soaked to the bone J. EGBERT: or worse, naked in my own house! J. EGBERT: hehe that would’ve been J. EGBERT: umm J. EGBERT: a-anyway J. EGBERT: getting to meet one of my best bud for the first time after he’s been having a rocky time? J. EGBERT: it’s hard to forget the feeling, especially since he chose me of all people J. EGBERT: plus, soaking wet dave is so funny! J. EGBERT: it’s hard to say why, but it just is hehe :B

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JOHN STRIDER: uhh J. STRIDER: i uhh J. STRIDER: i didnt really get to hang out with my friends like ever J. STRIDER: so... J. STRIDER: ...well J. STRIDER: there was one time J. STRIDER: one thing you should know, my big sis sucked big time J. STRIDER: like she was one of those stupid strict guardians who would force you to do things and youd have to just suck it up and deal with it J. STRIDER: but she was also...kinda just shitty in general J. STRIDER: one time J. STRIDER: she was trying to tell me stuff and J. STRIDER: lets just say i was having a hard time catching it J. STRIDER: and she knows exactly what to say to... J. STRIDER: well yeah J. STRIDER: so when i could i just J. STRIDER: sat J. STRIDER: in my room J. STRIDER: and... J. STRIDER: well i didnt really do anything J. STRIDER: but i guess dave noticed something was up? J. STRIDER: and the dudes a goofball and good for a laugh J. STRIDER: but you aint never met a more genuine guy J. STRIDER: except maybe egderp here but J. STRIDER: yeah J. STRIDER: anyway he said this one thing and i still remember it to this day

J. STRIDER: it sounds like a nothing thing but J. STRIDER: it really helped out that day J. STRIDER: ... J. STRIDER: hey dont tell john any of this J. STRIDER: he might be egbert J. STRIDER: but i dont think we are there yet

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#homestuck#john#john egbert#john strider#type: ask#anon#long post#Thanks for the ask stranger~!#And we get the first signs of J Stride's insecurities as well as Big Sis/Jane Strider~ ^^#Apologies for the super-long dialogue but I couldn't think of a better way to show off the answer#In contrast if you like all the dialogue feel free to read the extended log under the 'readmore' ^^#(It's kinda like supplementary reading. Adds to the whole thing me thinks~)#Anonymous
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Day 75 - ‘make yourself at home!’

It’s hard to make yourself at home when you constantly feel like a stranger

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ask-thedeafjohns

-When you’re gonna be here a while, you might as well try to make yourself comfortable- -It’s a good thing John Egbert had a spare bedroom to set up in-

(Inbox is open and empty. Send stuff in~!)

#john strider#type: self
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I’m bored as heck so have some Homestuck related ask questions idk:

John Egbert: What’s the best prank you’ve ever pulled?

Dave Strider: Name your favorite song/songs.

Rose Lalonde: What’s your MBTI type?

Jade Harley: What’s your favorite celestial body?

Jane Crocker: How good do you consider yourself to be at baking?

Dirk Strider: What technological advancements are you hoping to be accomplished in the future?

Roxy Lalonde: What’s your favorite retro game?

Jake English: What’s the last action movie you saw?

Aradia Megido: Name your favorite historical site/sites.

Tavros Nitram: Do you like collecting? If so, what do you collect?

Sollux Captor:How sarcastic are you on a daily basis?

Karkat Vantas: What’s the cheesiest thing you’ve ever witnessed?

Nepeta Leijon: Do you consider yourself a cat-person?

Kanaya Maryam: What’s your ideal look when in comes to fashion?

Terezi Pyrope: What’s the weirdest craving you’ve ever gotten?

Vriska Serket: Do you believe in luck and fortune?

Equius Zahhak: Do you consider yourself physically and/or mentally stong?

Gamzee Makara: Do you prefer comedy or tragedy?

Eridan Ampora:Magic or science?

Feferi Peixes: Favorite sea creature?

Damara Megido: Do you consider yourself a vengeful person?

Rufioh Nitram: If you could dye your hair any color, what would it be?

Mituna Captor: On a scale of 0-10 how would you rate your skateboarding?

Kankri Vantas: Are you prone to going off in lengthy rants?

Meulin Leijon: Approximately how long are you on the internet everyday?

Porrim Maryam: Your stance on feminism?

Latula Pyrope: Favorite outdated slang word?

Aranea Serket: What’s your all-time favorite book?

Horuss Zahhak: Opinion on horses?

Kurloz Makara: Would you give up your voice for telepathy?

Cronus Ampora: Your favorite thing about the 50s?

Meenah Peixes: Favorite fish-pun?

Caliborn: Any old pieces of fanworks you could share?

Calliope: Do you consider yourself to be an optimistic person?

Lord English: How far would you go to achieve your goals?

Lil Cal: Do people consider you creepy or intimidating?

The Midnight Crew: Do you prefer brains or brawn?

The Felt: If you could have one ability, what would it be?

Dad Egbert/Crocker: Would you wear a fedora?

Bro: Favorite bro pun?

Mom Lalonde: Do you have any regrets?

Davesprite: Have you ever felt inadequate?

Lil Hal: Favorite meme?

Davepetasprite^2: Nya?

Jasprosesprite^2: Favorite color combination?

Arquiusprite: How helpful do you try and be to others?

Erisolsprite: Are you called moody on a regular basis?

Carapacians: Do you play chess? If so, do you usually play with the white or black chess pieces?

Doc Scratch: Ever ‘predicted’ the future?

Ancestors: What’s the kind of mark you want to leave behind you?

Hussie: Your zodiac sign and/or god tier?

#rebloop#Anyone interested in sending a prompt?
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Anonymous asked:

so strider, whats your classpect?

J. STRIDER: classpect...? J. STRIDER: wait. i remember eg--uhh J. STRIDER: john mentioning something like this while trying to figure shit out J. STRIDER: he never saw someone like me before but apparently he was some kinda windy boy in one version? J. STRIDER: an heir of breath or some shit? J. STRIDER: but he did find some dave striders who were knights of time J. STRIDER: which sounds infinitely cooler if you ask me J. STRIDER: he guessed i could have been an heir of time but fuck that shit J. STRIDER: imma be a knight of breath J. STRIDER: slash foes with my killer wind slices and blow peoples mind with just the air alone J. STRIDER: how the fuck do you even inherit time anyway?

#homestuck#john#john strider#type: ask#anon#Apologies for the pen drawing. I wasn't at my PC at the time but the inspiration hit me#I haven't quite figured out everything as far as how J. Strider came into contact with J. Egbert so things may change heheh#But the original iteration of the blog had John be non-sburb
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I’m bored as heck so have some Homestuck related ask questions idk:

John Egbert: What’s the best prank you’ve ever pulled?

Dave Strider: Name your favorite song/songs.

Rose Lalonde: What’s your MBTI type?

Jade Harley: What’s your favorite celestial body?

Jane Crocker: How good do you consider yourself to be at baking?

Dirk Strider: What technological advancements are you hoping to be accomplished in the future?

Roxy Lalonde: What’s your favorite retro game?

Jake English: What’s the last action movie you saw?

Aradia Megido: Name your favorite historical site/sites.

Tavros Nitram: Do you like collecting? If so, what do you collect?

Sollux Captor:How sarcastic are you on a daily basis?

Karkat Vantas: What’s the cheesiest thing you’ve ever witnessed?

Nepeta Leijon: Do you consider yourself a cat-person?

Kanaya Maryam: What’s your ideal look when in comes to fashion?

Terezi Pyrope: What’s the weirdest craving you’ve ever gotten?

Vriska Serket: Do you believe in luck and fortune?

Equius Zahhak: Do you consider yourself physically and/or mentally stong?

Gamzee Makara: Do you prefer comedy or tragedy?

Eridan Ampora:Magic or science?

Feferi Peixes: Favorite sea creature?

Damara Megido: Do you consider yourself a vengeful person?

Rufioh Nitram: If you could dye your hair any color, what would it be?

Mituna Captor: On a scale of 0-10 how would you rate your skateboarding?

Kankri Vantas: Are you prone to going off in lengthy rants?

Meulin Leijon: Approximately how long are you on the internet everyday?

Porrim Maryam: Your stance on feminism?

Latula Pyrope: Favorite outdated slang word?

Aranea Serket: What’s your all-time favorite book?

Horuss Zahhak: Opinion on horses?

Kurloz Makara: Would you give up your voice for telepathy?

Cronus Ampora: Your favorite thing about the 50s?

Meenah Peixes: Favorite fish-pun?

Caliborn: Any old pieces of fanworks you could share?

Calliope: Do you consider yourself to be an optimistic person?

Lord English: How far would you go to achieve your goals?

Lil Cal: Do people consider you creepy or intimidating?

The Midnight Crew: Do you prefer brains or brawn?

The Felt: If you could have one ability, what would it be?

Dad Egbert/Crocker: Would you wear a fedora?

Bro: Favorite bro pun?

Mom Lalonde: Do you have any regrets?

Davesprite: Have you ever felt inadequate?

Lil Hal: Favorite meme?

Davepetasprite^2: Nya?

Jasprosesprite^2: Favorite color combination?

Arquiusprite: How helpful do you try and be to others?

Erisolsprite: Are you called moody on a regular basis?

Carapacians: Do you play chess? If so, do you usually play with the white or black chess pieces?

Doc Scratch: Ever ‘predicted’ the future?

Ancestors: What’s the kind of mark you want to leave behind you?

Hussie: Your zodiac sign and/or god tier?

#type: askmeme#Figured I'd get a list of decent questions shared to get some balls rolling~
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Anonymous asked:

Whats it like knowing the other person is technically you but not? is there any shared interests?

* John Strider hasn’t been around long enough for him to discover more similarities between them. Perhaps they’ll begin to discover as time goes on~

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#homestuck#john#john egbert#john strider#type: ask#anon#I do intend for them to learn they have somewhat similar interests (like Egbert's Piano vs Strider's Guitar)#But it's part of setting things up that they don't know each other all that well yet heheh#Thanks for the ask~!#Anonymous
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Did a couple of sprite edits (I intended to give J. Strider his jacket but he’s jacket-less for this edit heheh). I’m pretty happy with how their hairs came out~

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