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Squonk

@splorbax / splorbax.tumblr.com

Alice 06/10/1997
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corrucyst

hey you wanna play spin the bottle ^_^ ok ill go first *points the bottle towards you before pouncing on you*

*when i get off of you nothing remains but bones*

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reblogged

yo mr white may your bloodline be cursed for generations to come. bitch.

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c3po

*exchanging wedding vows*

me: fullmetal alchemist my wife: *slightly differently from how I said it* fullmetal alchemist

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**eats three raspberries* I can feel my cells multiplying. my blood is cleaner, safer. my skin……less dry. I am well. I am nourished.

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Zuko... calm down... let me tell you the story of the old man who turned himself into a pickle. It was the funniest shit i have ever seen...

STOP TELLING ME ABOUT PICKLE RICK UNCLE!!!! IM TRYING TO CAPTURE THE AVATAR!!!

I finally saw the episode, uncle. I am so, so sorry I doubted you. That was the funniest shit I've ever...

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