When Action Collides With Inspiration

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

so casual i love it

a sleepover with jc and the boys

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

when one partner is a soft and one partner is an edgelord

this is why remedios varos is the best surrealist and yes i will fight about this

I used to think the idea of aliens having human zoos was horrifying but honestly if a bunch of aliens want to watch me sit and watch Netflix all day in a cozy little environment where I don’t have to pay for rent or food and they have human-specialist doctors on hand as needed, IDK, like. I’d be all right with it.

Make sure I have food with proper nutrients? Enrichment programs? Someone in the universe thinking I’m cute and possibly making merch of me? Sign me the fuck up.

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

The wife:

The mom:

@king-antorias

The best moments of this show are where Eric has realized they’ve gone too far

They deadass got a live bear….

@king-antorias

Superheroes being 197% done with wii music playing

Why does the Wii music make everything better??

@king-antorias

Guys…

I see so many notes on this where the person has no idea this is Stefan Karl / Robbie Rotten but they love him and his cat anyway. Good.

when u crinkle literally any bag and ur cat comes Runnin:

fight me

this post is FFVIII erasure.

@ashes-of-inspiration

This post IS ff8 erasure. GD. But good scaling.

more FFXIV x Voltron!! 

Lance is never getting that bard chestpiece, and Keith has probably been awake for 3 days trying to get his relic upgrade

@bravevesperian

diego is such a fucking dope name