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dumpster on fire

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Seth 24 He/him what even is this hellsite anymore
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babyface
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bapouro

when you die you go to the big LAN party in the sky

this radiates too much heat 

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jenroses

I was like, “But why are their shirts off” and then I remembered how much heat that many computers can put out.

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spadesnoir

Who wants to play a quick match of smooch dogs

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is tumblr aware that half the uk is suddenly Very Invested in the royal family because we think kate middleton is dead

-she had surgery a couple months ago

-vanished from public

-upon returning looked like someone else

-every picture of her since then appears to be some form of photoshop

-the mother's day photo she posted 100% is photoshopped confirmed by her

shes gotta be dead this shit is EXCELLENT they aren't even blaming megan for anything at the moment that's how dead she is

like VERY photoshopped. some people have said her face in this picture was taken from a magazine cover. there's so much happening i'm having a blast rn

This is the picture the released to try and prove that she's alive and not in coma and all that.

That could honestly be fucking anyone.

They really want us to believe the only pap shot they could get was of her right ear....

That's also a manip:

The bow can be seen perfectly.

The case for the Princess of Wales having early-stage cancer and receiving treatment in private:

  • They don’t want to ~distract~ from her father-in-law’s potentially deadly cancer diagnosis
  • She may be going through chemo, which means she looks pretty sick and may have lost her hair. Therefore, she isn’t being photographed.
  • If they surgically removed a tumor, that would require a long recovery time. If they did preventative surgery like a mastectomy, that’s an even longer recovery time.
  • If it was another “invisible” medical issue or a mental health treatment, you KNOW they’d get at least one picture of her IRL out there to stop all this press. But you can’t really hide the fact that you’re going through chemo…
  • She’s right at the age when women start to get breast and ovarian cancer

The case for the Princess of Wales being dead:

  • Her PR person/scheduler/equerry/whatever-that-lady-is has also been MIA (def in the pit with her)
  • One of the rooms in the Tower of London has been closed for “repairs” since Kate was last seen
  • Palace insiders say she hasn’t even been heard on the phone in weeks
  • Prince William was recently seen carrying a copy of the films Weekend at Bernie’s and Bernie (star. Jack Black)
  • Five out of the nine historic Princesses of Wales were either openly murdered or died under very mysterious circumstances. I’m just saying…

Hear me out-

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if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”

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team-sleeps

: 0 !!!

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magicklore

Do y'all not remember the russian spies that plagued tumblr??

this site has been on a noticeable decline from the moment they expunged the russian chaos agents

Tumblr had what

I like how the consensus on this site was that despite being a constant dumpster fire of failure, the one thing the admins were able to successfully figure out was an international espionage ring orchestrated from the kremlin as opposed to thinking maybe, just maybe, they banned a bunch of funny black people because hillary ate shit in 2016

It’s really fucking weird that people are pretending this didn’t happen.

I can specifically speak about lagonegirl as I was a follower. They never spoke to their followers. Their posts all had a similar format to Vox posts at the time. They would leave a written funny comment on their posts turns out those were taken from Twitter users and written out like it was their own words. The many popular Black tumblr users rebloged the posts and added more funny comments and post would get widely shared.

I’m starting to wonder if this is a new Russian scam. Get people to belief it didn’t happen so they can do it again.

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mikkeneko

having sorted through the replies on this post, there are two camps:

1. people saying yes, russian psyops on social media accounts were totally a thing. they copied real content (which could be traced back to their original sources) but edited and modified in ways that helped them shape the conversation in the direction that served their purpose.  source: here are 5 sources documenting it

2. people saying no, russian psyops was never a thing.  uhhhh, duh! pfff, you believed that? cringe. OBVIOUSly fake. 

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thirtyknives

I gotta add they were on *all* the damn socials, it’s just that Tumblr hoards its old junk whereas all the others only want new content front and centre. If we didn’t sift through our ashes so much we’d have forgotten, too.

Oh yeah I forgot to add before this fell out of the queue, obviously no one thinks staff figured that out on their own. It was a massive international intelligence operation that also included facebook, reddit, twitter, instagram, youtube, buzzfeed somehow, and teams of competent professional intelligence analysts.

Afterwards the inquiry concluded that the russian trolls (of whom several were in fact indicted) specifically targeted Black voters to divide and undermine their vote

They piggybacked on BLM

And they focused on Black Americans as prospective assets

op was purpose-designed to alienate and disenfranchise Black Americans, “a bunch of funny black people” try a bunch of digital blackface, just a wholeass online minstrel show

We’ve lived through such interesting times, haven’t we?

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Okay, normally, I don't do this kind of thing, but I can not get it out of my head.

Carmilla said the best thing to kill an angel with is to fight for what you love. To fight for something you believe in. And that's what the whole gang does.

Charlie fights for her dream

Vaggie fights for Charlie

Angel and Husk fight for their friends

Lucifer fights for his daughter

Sir Pentious DIED for love and friendship

Guess who doesn't win in their fight?

Alastor can not comprehend dying for friends of all things. He was fighting for power he was fighting for freedom, and he lost his fight.

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Give credit to the 30-year-old who worked on this for free and offers this service for free!

WHAT?!

I study graphic design and my tutor recommended and used this in his classes at art college last year, it’s so good it has SO many features for free, I really recommend it, even if you’re just trying to learn the basics of PS, such a wonderful thing <3

this site is amazing.

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"Not beating the ___ allegations" is such a 'now' turn of phrase, implying as it does a world where everyone's behavior is always on literal trial by a guilt-presuming judge and jury that consists of anyone who happens to be paying attention.

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ironmyrmidon

Not beating the panopticon allegations

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I am a chronic turn signaller. People will be like “there’s no cars around.” Wrong, I’m

1. letting pedestrians know.

2. I’m doing this in case I missed a car or person somewhere, or

2b. I’m gonna be stuck at this intersection til a car or person shows up

3. It makes it a habit

Lemme be clear I don’t give a wet fuck about the law, I do care about communicating safety to those around me. Put a BMW driver in charge and turn signals would become illegal and id still use them idfc

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Leathers and furs are 1000% more environmentally friendly than any petrochemical fabric lmfao.

wool tho, wool is murder. did u know they get these big strong lesbians to manhandle the sheep while theyre being sheared? pisses me off. that should be me!!! i should be getting manhandled by big strong lesbians!!!! boycotting wool until this is addressed tbh

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0venatrix

My mother worked in a shearing shed and I wish she wasn’t homophobic, to show her this reblog.

i could fix her.

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THIS!!

THIS IS AN AMAZING WAY TO THINK OF CHRONIC PAIN

I wanted to point out that Nurse Hadley, the woman in this video, is a hospice nurse. This is what people say to and about patients who don't have long left to live. The fear of addiction and dependence on pain medication is so strong that people deny their literally dying family members proper pain management. You're never going to please the "but what about addiction" people, ignore them and take the meds you need to function.

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