golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes

golf:

mini golf:

Golf: completely fucking silent practically on pain of death

Mini golf: dunking on ppl while theyre taking a shot is pretty much required

Look at these POS. They not even trying to hide.

here is a petition to reopen Sandra Bland’s case 

via CreativeSoul Photography on FB:

#can someone american explain blease?  the third amendment is “ No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.” basically means soldiers cant just barge into your house and force you to do things (or at least that is what it meant in reference to the american revolution. the brits made citizens house them and feed them and shit) now it means governors can say “we dont want you hear! we dont need the military! leave”(or at least i think) hope that helped!

A BUG’S LIFE (1998) dir. John Lasseter

Here is a ts3 teddy bear with some mixamo animations… because i was bored :p And wanted to test the bear’s rig! 

Hopefully this will brighten your day as much as it did for me :p

*straight person voice* not that there’s anything wrong with that

i’ve put on the first harry potter movie to keep me company while i draw, and can i just say: the way that harry+co immediately jump to suspecting snape of Nefarious Evildoings simply because he’s kind of a dick will never not be funny to me. they don’t even know he used to be a death eater at this point. they know literally NOTHING about him they’re just like “well he was mean to me in class the other day, so he’s probably a spy for voldemort” “yeah that seems legit. let’s set him on fire” 

Harry+co: the vibes on this man… disgusting…

Hermione: Vibe check *sets him on fire*

OH WOW THIS IS BEAUTIFUL 

YALL THERES MORE

They’re both so pretty

The original tweet is in response to a tweet about Ellen Maud who sought out medical help and was routinely told to just lose weight. She later died of cancer.

This is something I cannot advocate for enough

Uighur Muslims are currently being persecuted and forcibly detained in Chinese camps where they remain as prisoners, forced into labor and tortured. This is all because there is a crackdown on the Muslim population in China. New reports reveal that Uighur Muslims are shackled, transported, and having their organs harvested.

they've been doing this to Falun Gong followers for years and then telling people that Falun Gong is an evil death cult

Now that is a game changer.

Untitled Elephant Game: coming 2020

Update from the man himself

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

All I'm asking is just once let someone in the movies keep a bad haircut.

[angrily hacks off hair with knife]

[perfectly styled pixie cut next scene]

I'm all for this, but I'm also in love with the comedic mental image of a person hacking off their hair in an intense scene, followed by a cutaway gag of them sitting awkwardly in a barber shop with a horrible hack job, waiting their turn.

I accept this version only.

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

my son

is your dad a tragic 19th century French author