video games should let you throw all the items you saved up so far into some big awful soup that defeats the final boss in one hit

he needs to be so fr

actually your characters should be pure wish fulfillment and your writing should be entirely self indulgent and it should all be very, incredibly, undeniably horny.

I love that, since this video came out, we now have the added context that this was during his Year Of Halo

love when characters have to have a domestication arc before you can even consider giving them a redemption arc

My Sheikah!Shadow concept stands on two legs only:

1. Stealth magic meets stealth-based work.

2. Found family with Impa and Sheik who weren‘t directly involved with the plot and Shade might thus have less complicated feelings about.

That being said, have my Sheikah!Shadow design (in a post-manga fix-it fic?):

AND some…… things? (Excuse the typo)

AND an alternative skin/hair coloring for Shade (in an AU where Shade is a sheikah from birth and convinced to spy for Ganon, maybe?) under the cut AS WELL AS the second „thing“ without the cats under the cut because this post takes up a lot of space already:

people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

Anyway. Sorry to be an English major on main but yes all stories have meanings and say things

Marriage is WORK but I wouldn’t trade my hubbie Chud for the WORLD he is a NIGHTMARE but he’s MY nightmare thank you GOD for this PIECE OF SHIT LIFE. ✝️

Ok but hear me out

Cozy harvest 🍁🍂