Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.
Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.
Mods… change the smell of his parents house.
look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?
Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
Golden Girls was more progressive decades ago than half of America now.
Sis I’m about to start DROPPING bombs on ISIS. Wig about to be SNATCHED! And that’s the tea…… this tea is BOILING ISIS is OVER sis I -shkshskshksjsk. Ariana stans in the army
*flares fail to deploy* UH-OH, SISTERS!
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