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mccreespeaks

Can’t believe me n’ Ashe are lost arm buddies.

Can’t believe I just said that, either.

I fucking hate your father.

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reyesspeaks

I’m not his father. I never have been.

I’ll believe it when I see it.

Yeah we ain’t related

No shit Sherlock.

Bite me.

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mccreespeaks

Can’t believe me n’ Ashe are lost arm buddies.

Can’t believe I just said that, either.

I fucking hate your father.

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reyesspeaks

I’m not his father. I never have been.

I’ll believe it when I see it.

Yeah we ain’t related

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genjispeaks
Anonymous asked:

38

38: My childhood career choiceWhen I was 6 or 7, I wanted to be a cowboy. Mostly because I did not want to go to school, and becoming a cowboy seemed… you know, like you wouldn’t need much schooling. I also wanted to become an archeologist who has a hitman business on the side when I was a little older, around 10 years or so.

Careers have never really spoken to me, you may notice.

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Hey, I can still hook you up with that cowboy gig.

Are you trying to recruit me into the Deadlock gang? I think @mccreespeaks might have words to say about that.

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mccreespeaks

Don’t.

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reyesspeaks

Ah. I’m here now. Great.

Rot in hell.

Already am, degenerate. Next insult, please.

Calling me a degenerate, Ay? Don’t speak about yourself like that now.

You realize what you just said was completely ass backwards? Guess gang members are really as stupid as the stereotype.

It’s 7 in the mornin, don’t expect me to speak clearly.

A sorry excuse.

If I am as dumb as you say I am, you would’ve killed me a long time ago.

It’s rather hilarious to see you scramble in the dirt like you do. Plus, you’re no target. I prefer a challenge.

Of course I am no target, you would rather spend time doing your dark things or hanging out with your son.

I’d rather spend my time hunting people that actually matter over a sewer rat like you.

So you wouldn’t mind if I killed Jesse?

Not one bit.

Splendid. @mccreespeaks

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mccreespeaks

Well, back to hidin’ like good ol’ times I go

Coward.

Better a living coward than a dead one.

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reyesspeaks

Ah. I’m here now. Great.

Rot in hell.

Already am, degenerate. Next insult, please.

Calling me a degenerate, Ay? Don’t speak about yourself like that now.

You realize what you just said was completely ass backwards? Guess gang members are really as stupid as the stereotype.

It’s 7 in the mornin, don’t expect me to speak clearly.

A sorry excuse.

If I am as dumb as you say I am, you would’ve killed me a long time ago.

It’s rather hilarious to see you scramble in the dirt like you do. Plus, you’re no target. I prefer a challenge.

Of course I am no target, you would rather spend time doing your dark things or hanging out with your son.

I’d rather spend my time hunting people that actually matter over a sewer rat like you.

So you wouldn’t mind if I killed Jesse?

Not one bit.

Splendid. @mccreespeaks

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mccreespeaks

Well, back to hidin’ like good ol’ times I go

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mccreespeaks

Don't fight with your father.

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I’ll fight with whoever I damn please, and that includes you.

And he ain’t my father.

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Mhm, and I’ll just say I don’t have a butler, but that isn’t true.

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reyesspeaks

And I thought you hated the ingrate. Maybe the only reason he likes you is because you like to get in his bed.

Excuse me I don’t like her one damn bit, first of all??

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Anonymous asked:

mccree, stop stealing my yeehaw. messing with reyes is too much fun.

Stealing your yeehaw? I’m the original yeehaw user, partner.

.. And yeah, it is, heh.

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