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Common Grackle (Quiscalus quiscula)

April 10. 2024

Southeastern Pennsylvania

fem king

Eminem’s life story is actually mine

He took my wallet and lived on my dime

the film 8 Mile was based off me, for real

Eminem lied and i just couldn’t deal

So I moved to the burbs, under a house

Live in a crawl space, rap with a mouse :(

If my rhyming isn’t great, can you really blame me?

That man lived my life and then tried to defame me!

I’m just out of practice because my crib is a hole

will i ever take back what Eminem stole?

(high pitched backup vocals: his only friends are two mice and a mole)

and the second is "be yourself"

Rule #3 is that the electricity is more scared of you than you are of it

i wheezd

1) a wood fish plate

2) a child sized clown coat hanger

3) a hideous 2000's pink glittery bag

They did not come home with me.

4) clown shaped birthday candles

They did come home with me.

why's youtube recommending me this gay shit

oh. carry on then

Found at an antique mall in Lakeland, Florida

Admin Didi here, it is rare I feel the need to add anything to a submission, but this is a dead alien on a grandma couch and it is quite possibly the shiftiest thing to come across my inbox in the 5 years I’ve been running this shitshow.  Carry on.

would you guys like to see the most unique rare and blessed picture i’ve ever taken?

his day now

Poorly drawn Vulpix line

Close up of Vulpix because that thang is SILLAY

"tumblr thinks this" "tumblr users act like that" the only thing all tumblr users do is look at posts.

some of them don't even read posts.