Dog breeds are all just…. fan content that humans made of God’s ‘The Wolf’
Chihuahuas are just…. Wolf Chibis
Border Collies are Farm AU
Huskies respect canon a lot but like… goofier
Visual Shitpost
Borzoi:
Anime Proportion
Anime style
God: “Is that supposed to be a wolf?”
Human, holding a dachshund: “It’s just my style.”
In 2037 God sues us for copyright
Bi ppl: *exist*
My ace ass:
Ace ppl: *exist*
My bi ass:
bi and ace people: *exist*
my pan ass:
Bi, ace, and pan people: *exist*
My lesbian ass:
Bi, ace, pan, and lesbian people: Exist
My gay ass:
Bi, ace, pan, lesbian, and gay people: Exist
My trans ass:
What a wholesome post
This radiates calm
9 million people fucking love dogs
Shoutout to the imaginary person or creature that used to run alongside the car when you were a kid. It was so good at parkour.
I’m surprised by a.) how many people relate to this and b.) how many people relate to this and thought they were alone.
What the fuck
When you make a reference and someone actually gets it
NSFW Myou solo with his goggles off? ( ͡º ͜ʖ͡º)
A lot of you seem to be curious as to what I look like underneath my mask…and underneath my pants.
WELL, how about we make a deal?
If this post gets to 500 notes, I’ll reveal my face.
1000 notes, I’ll take off my shirt.
5000 notes, I’ll strip all the way down for you.
Fine…you guys earned it. I normally don’t like to show my face because of the dark circles around my eyes and other reasons…butt fuck it
Enjoy, my babes
You guys…actually made it to 1000. I can’t say I’m surprised considering most of you cheated. However, I didn’t specify the rules. You did it, and I’ll keep to my word:
Good luck making it to 5000 suckers
It’s about time I drew him again :)
(Not so) humanized BakuDeku! I love drawing boyfriends ❤
|commission is open|
good morning, have some lancelot snuggles
tfw you hate a blog that’s really popular and even if you don’t follow them, they still show up on your dash a lot bc they’re fandom famous and you’re in your corner like “why hasn’t everyone else realized what a shitty person they are”
AiKa OlLa SÄikS!
AIka oLLa KauNHeA!
Iik!
President ninjutsu
IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN EVER RIGHT THIS SECOND
Reblogging this again because Chris just made me realize that sheep are so stupid that I can’t even think like them:
These sheep? They are actually running away from the car.
They are so stupid that they’re following each other in a circle around the thing they are running from.
SHEEPNADO
when your group cohesion is set higher than your flee response distance.
Moshpit
This is actually called a sheep cyclone and it happens because sheep don’t have a hierarchy. In most herds, whichever animal is the leader will sense danger and take off running. The rest of the herd takes it’s cues from the leader and follows. Sheep, on the other hand, don’t have a leader. If the flock runs, they run, and they follow whatever fluffy tail happens to be in front of them. Usually, this works out fine for the sheep. Occasionally, however, the sheep in the front starts following the fluffy tail of the sheep in the back so the whole flock ends up running in circles, going nowhere fast.
sheeps are morons lmao
is this what the doggos are for
