summer memories

being an adult and buying your own shit is so weird i don't understand why anything is priced the way it is. why did my tattoo cost 8 toothpastes? why does a pair of socks cost a sandwich but a fancy dinner costs a whole jacket? why is book the same cost as 2 bag frozen vegetables? nothing makes sense i just wanna steal.

Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription

Me: My pills make me not want to die tho

They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal

Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills

Again: But you aren’t the *real* you when you’re on your pills

Me: I’m the alive version of me

An actual doctor, once: “Relying On A Chemical Crutch For A Hormonal Imbalance Denies The Fortitude Of The Human Soul”

Me: Cool so like I’m agnostic

How shall I get the Serotonin™️ and Dopamine®️ today??

A. Masturbate

B. Buy myself something I don’t need

C. Eat processed food

D. Complete one (1) household task

E. All except D

adulthood is like....I’m trying to get back into the concept of having hobbies

do you ever get stuck in between “it’s ok not to have everything on track i got time” and “i’ve already wasted my life at the ripe old age of 23”

Bastille Music Videos

Pompeii: Dan runs away from civilization and becomes an alien in the desert

Things We Lost in the Fire: Dan is a part of a gang and has to kill his girlfriend bc she held up a bar, and Kyle helps by making it seem like a car accident

Bad Blood: Dan goes missing and drowns

Flaws: Dan’s dead but he gets to go to a theme park with a bunch of dead girls

Laura Palmer: Dan gets kidnapped and tortured, then develops Stockholm syndrome

Of the Night: Dan gets arrested

Good Grief: Dan can’t reach his girlfriend and his head is on the floor

Glory: Dan goes on car stealing spree with his (girl)friend as they drive around the American south and have a great time

Send Them Off!: Dan is a part of some cult

Blame: Dan is a part of another cult 

World Gone Mad: Dan is a criminal and escapes arrest in a car crash and casually walks around downtown LA in a universe where fantasy creatures are real. Also, Will Smith is there

I Know You ft. Craig David: Dan and the band have a great time getting drunk and having fun at a club with Craig David and a bunch of other people. Very wholesome.

Quarter Past Midnight: Dan gets his hair shaved off and is left in an abandoned house, goes to a fun party, wakes up bleeding in a tub full of ice, wakes up in a Satanic circle (twice), hangs out with some drag queens, wakes up in a gross bathroom, gets bitch slapped, gets arrested, gets lost in a city

Doom Days: Dan gets a black eye

Those Nights: Dan is lamenting about one-night-stands on a moldy couch surrounded by half-naked, unconscious people

Joy: The band and Bim have a great time singing around London. Adorable to say the least.

Bad Decisions: Dan is a doctor with really bad hair who advises people to kill other people that they see themself in, who gets killed by Dan as a waiter, who gets killed by Dan as a criminal, who gets killed by Dan as an old man, who gets killed by Dan as a psychic

since I forgot some and y’all really enjoy this:

Oblivion: Dan and the band are in a photograph in Sophie Turner’s office at a demolition derby. She looks to them for encouragement before she lip syncs to a crowd of angry Americans

bad_news: Dan takes an awfully long walk down a hallway as weird film clips play

Happier: Dan has a fun time with Marshmello while they play various musical instruments in front of brightly colored backgrounds

Another Place (Alessia Cara remix): Dan locks himself in a surrealist room with big windows, and Alessia and the band come up the windows as giants peering into his room. Dan tries to fix his problems with duct tape, then tries to go to sleep to ignore everything

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How to get engaged by Hilary Duff

someone said ‘the version of me you created in your mind is not my responsibility’ and wow

> another place

contrary to popular belief black cats are good luck actually because they are baby

Dan's voice in this is the most beautiful thing I've ever experienced

no offense but quarter past midnight just gets me,,, why we ALWAYS chasin after something like we're tryna throw our lives away,,,, why are we dan

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