Two years?! I’m in!
why not
I’ll try it
Double your nana, double your yum
give me luck double banana
No fucking joke, I was offered 4 days of film-set marshalling and I told him I was unavailable for one of the days but I could cancel. And he told me he’d potentially found someone else.
I reblogged this.
And not 20 mins later, he came back to me and said if I really want it, let him know now. So fuck. Wow.
Two years?! I’m in!
why not
I’ll try it
Double your nana, double your yum
give me luck double banana
No fucking joke, I was offered 4 days of film-set marshalling and I told him I was unavailable for one of the days but I could cancel. And he told me he’d potentially found someone else.
I reblogged this.
And not 20 mins later, he came back to me and said if I really want it, let him know now. So fuck. Wow.
“Just wear the blue dress I got you” originally bought as a joke digging at your quote “grandma style” Sadie got you the dress for your birthday last year, it looked like something out of the 60s but you loved it.
“Okay fine” You replied “I’m gonna get ready and go I’ll phone you after love you”
“Love you babe” you faintly hear, already on the other side of the room standing in front of the mirror holding the dress to your body.
Looking at the clock you realise 20 minutes had gone already. After showering, lightly curling your hair and applying some mascara and red lipstick another 30 minutes had gone by. You decide to play with your phone whilst you wait the last 10 minutes.
Ella:
MUM JUST TOLD ME YOU’RE IN LONDON! How long are you here for? I have tickets to a concert and no one to go with because my friends suck😭
You smile whilst reading the text from your little sister, it had been almost 3 months since you had seen her and before you moved to America you were the best of friends.
Y/N:
Hey smella, I’m here for two weeks! When’s the concert and who’s performing? I’ll see what I can do x
You quickly type your response just before a knock on my door gains your attention. He’s early, the butterflies in your stomach turning into elephants. You hadn’t been on a date in almost a year, too caught up in your career. Was this even a date? You had no idea and that thought didn’t nothing no soothe the nerves
“Hey, I hope you don’t mind pizza” he smiled whilst scratching the back of his head, was he just as nervous? “my boss recommended this little place around the corner”
“Pizza sounds good to me, as long as there’s no pineapple in si...” you were cut off my a dramatic gasp from the man next to you, looking over you realise his hand is on his heart with a fake sad expression
“Hawaiian is the only pizza for me, it is the love of my life... the Jack to my Rose, oh wait no bad example he died” he continued walking in deep thought before shouting “the Meghan to my Harry” he smiled triumphantly whilst holding the door leading you out of the hotel open for you.
You walked for 10 minutes, talking about random things from favourite dog types (you learned he owned a dog called Duke) to favourite memes.
“So what brings you to London? Business or personal?” He asks whilst you take a seat at the cute Italian restaurant.
“Both, I’m only here for two weeks before I go back to America” you look down at the menu, not really reading it but also not wanting to make eye contact. You were never good at hiding your emotions and it hurt when you spoke about leaving London. “What about you?”
“Business” once I looked up he was burning holes into me, a confused look upon his face. The more you looked at his the more familiar he became, like you knew him from somewhere.
After a solid 30 seconds of staring at each other you were approached by a waiter, after taking your order he disappeared.
“So what do you do for work?” You ask, starting up the conversation again
“A performer... of sorts” watching him squirm and become uncomfortable you decided to change the topic and what topic better than quoting your favourite vines that were there for you when no one else was?
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4 hours later
Standing outside your hotel door both you and Calum stand in comfortable silence, neither of you knowing what move to make next.
“I really enjoyed spending time with you tonight... I have work tomorrow pretty late but maybe we could hang out after?” His eyes were hopeful, you really enjoyed the time spent with Calum it was easy and fun, you both fell into a comfortable rhythm fast and there was never an awkward moment. “How about I take your number and let you know?” He held his hand out as if awaiting your answer.
His answer was given by you placing your phone in his hand, after dialling his number in and phoning his phone you both went your separate ways.
After taking your make up off and getting ready for bed you quickly check your phone and see a message from your sister
Ella: I can’t wait! I know it’s late notice but it’s tomorrow night and it’s for 5 seconds of summer, I’ll love you forever! 😘
You laugh as you read the message and think back to when you lived with your family, your sister used to be crazy for this boy band and most of the time it drove you crazy but her passion was something you loved about her
Y/N:
Sure, I’m free tomorrow night... I’ll pick you up and drive us there, fancy dinner first? We have lots to catch up on! X
Smiling at the thought of spending some one on one time with your person you lock your phone and put it on charge before climbing in to bed.
With the thought of the beautiful man you spent the evening with on your mind you drifted off to sleep completely oblivious to the events that were about to unfold and change your life forever.
“I told you I’ll be back in 2 weeks I had to come home for... shit... fuck”
“Shit fuck?” You heard two voices say, one coming from your best friend of 10 years on the phone and the other coming from the 6ft man standing in front of you, now covered in the delicious liquid sleep in a can you call redbull. You never slept at night so you needed all the help you could get to get you through the day.
“I’m so sorry I’ll phone you when I get to my room Sadie love you” you hung up the phone then turned back to the very tall, very handsome and very very muscley man standing in front of you and staring with one eyebrow raised and I think maybe... is that a smirk on his face?
“I’m so sorry I’m sleep deprived and I’ve been travelling I wasn’t watching where I was going and then you just appeared out of nowhere and then boom” you used your one free hand to gesture to his top “are there any clothing shops around here? I’ll buy you a new one” the whole time you were talking you were looking anywhere but his eyes. Once you finally looked up you saw amusement in them.
“Don’t worry, I think I’ve got it covered” he laughed and tapped his suitcase that you’d only just seen. It took you a second to realise he had an Australian accent, surprising you... you don’t really find many Australians in the middle of London, and almost definitely not Australians that look as good as him.
“Okay well.. again, I’m sorry” as you reached to press the button for the elevator you heard the thick accent again.
“How about you make it up to me over a dinner? What’s your room number? I’ll pick you up in an hour and I’ll even bring a spare shirt.. you know, just in case” you let out a small laugh, glad he wasn’t angry and your clumsiness.
“Sure, I’m in room 18” why not? You thought to yourself... You were only back home for two weeks you may as well have some fun.
He looked at you for a second and laughed like he had a private joke with himself that you weren’t in on.
“18... of course, see you in an hour” as the mysterious man went to walk off you realised you didn’t even know his name
“Oh wait” you called after him “I don’t even know your name” you raised an eyebrow inquisitively
“Calum” he said, slightly shocked before turning back around and disappearing from view
Hmm, Calum I thought to myself, I like it.
reese witherspoon throwing ice cream at meryl streep on the set of big little lies season two
i thought that this was just reese witherspoon living her life tbh
sexting 101
him?
nectarines are gay
this has been a psa
#20gayteen
1. Anything the government says is propaganda
2. 99% of vegetables taste better roasted
You spelled boiled wrong
My apologies:
Anything the government says is boiled
I need boy advice help!
kill him
bless Scottish twitter
ya fuckin space slice
Shelter created hilarious profiles for their cats to help them find forever homes
i wish birds brought ME presents
No, but think about this.
The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or /unique thing/ in question. What gets me is that the *first* thing on their minds as recipient of this thing is the little girl that feeds them.
They spot a thing, and immediately must think, “that nice girl with delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude.”
It’s actually more than that, though, if you read the articles or watch the videos. This has taken place over YEARS- it started with these birds following this little girl around because she was a messy eater and it has turned into a ritual for the family. They have a water station and food stations where they daily set out things for these birds and sometimes (but not always), these birds leave ‘payment’ behind for the food.
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE
These birds are not just taking food and leaving shinies. These birds are watching over this family now. Their lives have become involved. These crows are keeping track of this girl and her mother even when they are out of the yard. How do we know?
One of them is a photographer, and one day while she was photographing some stuff on a bridge, she dropped her camera’s lenscap over the edge. There was no way she could get it back, so she left it. When she got home, the lenscap was sitting on the edge of one of the feeding stations, waiting for her.
Not only were the birds following and watching over her, they were smart enough to realize she dropped an Important Thing and cared enough to bring it back to her.
I could not have asked for more
They are raising an army
i wish i had cool ass crow guardians
The crow whisperer.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I WANT TO START FEEDING CROWS!
I made these in response to hate crimes in my community. They are full size and free to download and print if you’d like to use them, too.
:’)
Dang it looks like the black lady is exorcizing a demon. #Love it!
Fun Fact: she’s 27
