‘ cats aren’t even supposed to drink milk, dumbass. not after they’re kittens, anyway. and you can’t feed tigers cat food. that’s a terrible idea. this is why you leave the thinking to me, remember? ’
❝ – That’s why I said to put the shitty energy drink in it– ya know what ? I’m just gonna make the damned phone call. Once people see how big these cats are, the shit will start selling itself. ❞