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@all-eight-inches-blog / all-eight-inches-blog.tumblr.com

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‘ cats aren’t even supposed to drink milk, dumbass. not after they’re kittens, anyway. and you can’t feed tigers cat food. that’s a terrible idea. this is why you leave the thinking to me, remember? ’

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         ❝ That’s why I said to put the shitty energy drink in it– ya know what ?                  I’m just gonna make the damned phone call. Once people see how                 big these cats are, the shit will start selling itself. ❞

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‘ yeah, i’ve been there. i’m not dealin’ with fucking tigers again. if you’re really that determined about it, then they get to stay at your place. ’

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         ❝ – Fine then. I’ll raise ‘em myself, and then we’ll see who’s fuckin’ crazy.             . That reminds me, I need to make a few calls. If we’re gonna branch out,               we might as well kick off with Saints Flow milk and cat food. If you’d excuse me. 

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‘ cats are one thing. tigers are another. trust me, that’s not one of your brightest ideas, even by your standards. ’
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          ❝ – You say that now, but just imagine the dynamic !                 Mother fuckers wouldn’t be expectin’ a big ass cat to                 maul their asses !! Just give it a shot, Boss. ❞

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                                                                   [ It’s a compliment….                                               if they sending an army after a nigga. ]

                                                                     Written by L

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“So, what happened? Another terrible brawl?”

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Firefly Sentence Starters - The Train Job​

   ❝ Eeeeeeeesh… ❞ 

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Brawls were one thing, and shootouts were another entirely. So, what would you get from having both ? A hell of a good time. The moment he walked through the front door, he reached for the half-empty bottle of liquor on the living room table. A few bruises here and there wasn’t going to keep him down.

    ❝ Can’t we save the details for later ? I could sure use some help in the shower. ❞

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                            “Local Girl Good Done Good”

                                             Indie Eesh [ Aisha ]                                            Semi-selective, Rules                                                   #lexvetheho

                    The blog and muse is still under-construction.

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“Got us some crime to be done.”

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Firefly Sentence Starters - The Train Job​

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    ❝ I mean, I love to blow shit up as much as the next guy…

And he did. Demolition gave his independent life purpose. It filled a void that was dark && empty before he joined the Saints. It was nothin’ tragic, unless you call not blowin’ shit up on a daily basis tragic. The Boss was fully aware of this, so his next words might have came across as appalling.

     ❝ But couldn’t you have chose a better time, Boss ? I’m damned near drunk. ❞

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“Time for some thrilling heroics.”

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Firefly Sentence Starters - The Train Job​

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Thrilling heroics. To any ordinary person, her use of sarcasm would have been completely thrown over their head. Whenever she referred to anything as heroic, shit was about to go down then and there. The word was triggering; so much so that it fueled his drive to fuck somethin’ up.

      ❝ So, what will it be this time, Boss ? Gonna call up Michael Bay, or do you want me to do the exploding shit myself ? ❞ 

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     “Johnny, are you calling me a Cheat?”

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       ❝ – Ya damn right ! I’m a man who pays attention to facial expressions, and from this view,               your ass was shivering in your boots ! ❞

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‘ please tell me you weren’t serious when you said that. ’

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        ❝ What ? The Saints can’t have a few pets ? We could raise a few kittens into some               big ass cats. Ya’ know, give ‘em a few of those ass tastin’ energy drinks. ❞

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