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Hero,if you truly believe in a brighter future,hold within your heart a thorn that can pierce all doubt. She/They 💙 GW2 Trash. scribesofcalamity.tumblr.com
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cynicalstith

I can’t draw Sam to save my life e_e This was originally going to be in color, but I was getting too frustrated with it. Meh.

By the time the flower dance came around, I had 3 hearts with Seb - so close, yet so far, haha… Poor farmer, just leave and go play some video games, no one will notice. You didn’t want to wear a dress anyways

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pukicho

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

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kolbye

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

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*scary noises coming from the woods behind the gas station*
Jack: OK nobody panic. I've locked the doors and called O'Brien. She'll know how to deal with this so nobody go outside until she gets here alright?
Jerry: nah fuck that shit, I can take care of this myself
Jerry:
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So I've been watching Clone Wars for the first time and noticed that the likelihood of Dooku showing up when he threatens to...is very low. Benefits of a hybrid work environment I guess!

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