Knight in Sour Armor

You've heard about nuka-cola Dog now get ready for Sunset Sarsaparilla Cat!

Arthur's hat

yesssss...

I just think johnny could convince simon to wear a kilt

orvillepeck: what did you think all them saddles and boots was about?

the world is a better place with trans women in it

IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM IM SO NORMAL I SWEAR

wow that's a nice inflexible honour code you've got there. i can't wait to see it broken under immense pressure, and you along with it.

and i think to myself

what a wonderful world

you wouldn’t last an hour (piecing throwaway lines and blink-and-you’ll-miss-it details together to form a coherent characterization for an underdeveloped character) in the asylum they raised me (comic book fandom)

Let me slip on something a little more comfortable *slips into a deep depression*

RED DEAD REDEMPTION II  •  scenery [30/?] —Grizzlies West, Ambarino

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

'Irredeemable media' is such a funny concept to me because it's never used for stuff like Birth of a Nation or A Serbian Film. It's always The Owl House or My Hero Academia because these people only watch things for children and can't stand any conflict more complex than Super Mario Brothers.