i keep forgetting to upload stuff here lol. at any rate, my new sorcerer for a campaign where the pcs have all already died and are each from different time periods. her name is eirys :)

I'm absolutely in love with everything about this character. The horns, the eyes, the hair, the ears, the outfit, the starry motif, the colors, holy heck.

me when im in an Area

That's a guy alright

and brother he is in a Place

a Location to be sure

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB…

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

date of origin: August 9th, 2018

The unbridled joy of seeing this pass by again, spotting the little red heart like “ah… my old friend. Spongebob Human Anatomy Squarepants.

Dave Rapoza

please for the love of god read the rest it’s hilarious

Being happy is reducing fears to an ephemeral level. Art by Sam Yang on Twitter.

Hi I was today years old when I realized some people truly don’t have to think about every single thing they do. They don’t have to have an imaginary set of rules (I’m not allowed to put on my bra until I’ve brushed my teeth) to function.

I'm starting to think I might be one of them neurodivergents

I’m that bitch that asks for your pickle if it looks like you might not eat it.

Love those things.

Anyone willing to ask me if I'm going to eat the pickle on my plate deserves to have it.

10,000 yen one (1) giant size coelacanth

Hey besties, today is my birthday, and...

plague doctor types

You mean aaracokra designs!

you ever fall in love with a dainty maid with a huge claymore

comms | YT

Haha she's my main.

Mr. The Frog we all agreed that a celebrity is not a people

The Muppets have one (1) collective brain cell between them and 90% of the time, Kermit has it.

Dungeons and Dragons

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