not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

I love when hannibal randomly trends, like yeah I'm thinking about that fucked up show at odd hours still too

maybe monsterfucker erotica doesn't need a plot but it certainly gives the whole thing a bit more substance

me being fascinated by the complex political caste system in the getting-rawed-by-two-dragons book

@unpretty

Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?

Aang: I recall yes

Sokka: can I have it

Aang: …what?

Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes

Aang: what no

Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko

Aang:

Aang:

Aang: okay five minutes

This fukn post had me reeling so ofc I had to draw it

hi take everything I own

There’s more!

crying

April Fools day here is always funny because my dash is full of “here’s a Rick roll but it’s actually a different song” “here’s ‘do you love the color of the sky’ just kidding! It’s not the full long post!” “Here’s a drawing I made of a kitty! Just kidding! It’s two kitties and they’re best friends” and we do this unironically and completely ignoring the blood lust we all experience every year just two weeks prior

fanart i drew of sam winchester dying in a glue trap.

TIL the first known case of “dying from laughing” involved the greek man called Chrysippus, who, after giving figs to his donkey, cried out “Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs”, had a fit of laughter afterwards and died.

via reddit.com

pretty funny i guess

had to be there

Translation is always tricky, but I remember this slightly different:

Figs were an imported delicacy at the time, and the donkey just managed to eat them (without being given any on purpose). Seeing a donkey eating several times their own value in figs, the philosopher looked to his servant who might have been standing there either in shock, despair, or both, and said something along the lines of “Oh don’t just stand there. Get him some (undiluted) wine to wash the figs down with”. With (undiluted) wine also being an expensive drink.

I feel like that context makes it funnier. Basically like standing in front of your burning mansion with a butler, meeting their eyes, and telling them that you still feel a little chilly and ask them if they could put on an extra log or two.

idk what’s funnier, the burning house situation, or being the butler as you watch your master laugh so hard at his own joke that he fully fucking dies.

chart with all my favorite fictional guys on it and it looks like this

Lol

i hate hate hate hate hate hate hate when a monster is loved and that love turns them human I HATE IT I HATE IT SO MUCH. tell that thing that goes bump in the night that you love the way its fangs glimmer in the moonlight and the way its horrible gnarled claws are so gentle with you or GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!

^ Yeah

Another bunch of clint doodles

Distraction Tactics

This is for the @sambuckylibrary's TFATWS Anniversary 2024's the prompt "Can you move your seat up?". It's a goofy but slightly angsty fic that's partially inspired by something I saw out in the ether (I feel like there's fanart out there somewhere about these boys kissing in the car?), but became its own thing once I finished writing it. Enjoy! 😂

Distraction Tactics

| Pairing: SamBucky | Rated: T | WC: 1.1K |

Summary: Sam's not moving his seat up, Bucky.

Excerpt:

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Tracy Chapman and Luke Combs performing Fast Car at the Grammys