The Stars Do Not Take Sides

Sometimes I see a respected mutual in my notes and remember they follow me and I'm like. Should I apologize for what I'm doing here. But they did choose to be in my house

Sorry I didn’t text back I’m mentally drained and can’t maintain a normal friendship

florence and the machine wasn't lying it sure can pick me up put me down chew me up spit me out pick me up put me down a hundred times a day

literally one of my favorite tweets ever

Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why

hitting reblog, head in hands, the sigh heard round the world

i wholeheartedly believe i deserve fangs

I can't be the only person who immediately looked for the least common ones to try and use them more, right?

Scumwit and dirt goblin are pretty great, tbh.

I'm more interested in the mid-range. People actually call others dipclown, buttgoblin, and poopboy??

Find your favorite mid-range entries:

dickgoblin, twatnozzle, and wankbag

Tremendous amount of work being done here

The Panama Canal

I'm detecting a DEEPLY CONCERNING lack of TRINKETS in this household!

reblog for noises

audio is unusual meows

He is performing a passionate soliloquy about treats

My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet

She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo

OK my dad also got it

DYLAN!

It took five months but we finally convinced my stepmom to also get it

My fucking manager got it

Now convince Dylan to get it too!

Hanif Abdurraqib is the poetical voice of our time, our generation, our people