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A Soul on Fire

@asoulonfire / asoulonfire.tumblr.com

I am a grown ass woman who enjoys reading and writing fanfiction because I fell into Solavellan hell. My fanfiction can be found on AO3
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Modern Arlathan/Government town AU

I don’t know how this happened.... or if I’m going to do anything else with it. But I kind of like the idea so I might. 

Mostly I’m posting this as a ‘hey! I’m still here!’

I had some trouble figuring out how to format the texts in tumblr, but hopefully it didn’t seem too confusing.

Solas sat in the back of the meeting room, his pen tapping absently on the notebook in front of him. He had long since stopped paying attention to the battle of wills that was taking place across the table from him. Today’s participants were Ghilan’nain and June. The argument had started out as something about environmental protection vs industrialization but it had long since devolved into personal insults and grudges from eons past.

He felt a slight buzz in the pocket of his suit jacket and he inched his phone out slowly to peek at it. If anyone complained he would remind them that unlike the majority of his fellow rulers, he actually worked in his office and intersected with the people in his ministry. Perhaps this was his assistant giving him an out.

The name hat came up was not his assistant. It was in fact only slightly less annoying than the people in the room with him now.

Felassen: Has the vein on Elgar’nan’s head started pulsing yet?

Solas hid a snort of laughter as he read hat his friend said.

Solas: Not yet.. oh wait, there it goes.
F: Right on schedule. He really needs to loosen up.
S: That may be, but I will not be the one to suggest it.
F: Speaking of loosening up….
S: No.
F: I haven't even said anything yet!
S: Last time you said I needed to loosen up you set me up with that girl from HR.
F: I thought she was very nice.
S: She was 20!!! It was embarrassing.
F: Alright, alright. So 20’s too young. What about early 30’s?
S: Felassan, what have you done?
F: I RSVPed for you to come to a little get together tonight at the anchor and crown. The taxi will pick you up in 30 min.
S: That doesn’t even give me time to go back to the office….
F: And i’m coming with the taxi and if you don’t come down I will come up and tell all my f the E’s about the girl from HR.
S: They would never believe you.
F: Attachment downloading

Solas sucked in a breath as he saw the blurry photos. Clearly they were taken from a distance but they  pearly showed Solas and the young 20 year old. Her skirt had ridden up as she tried to paw at him in what her youthful mind must have hopped was seductive. Solas had tried to get away in as dignified a major as possible. In the photos youth it looked less like he was trying to get away and more like he was trying to lead her somewhere. Spirits, this was bad.

S: Who took those photos?! !!
F: Relax, it was just me on my phone. No paparazzi. I wouldn't do that to you.
S: But you will use them to blackmail me to come to a party?
F: Trust me, this is in your own best interest. Taxi will be there in 20. Better be waiting.

Solas stared at the texts for a moment, trying to decide what he should do. With a sigh he tucked the phone back into his pocket and looked back towards where his family was still arguing. Mythal sat next to Elgar’nan at the head of the table, rubbing at her temple with one hand. Falon’Din and Dirthamen sat off to one side, whispering and snickering with each other. June and Ghilan’nain and Andruil were still arguing while Sylaise looked at her nails with a bored expression.

But when Solas pushed back his chair and stood up everyone stopped and turned to him.

“Fen’Harel,” Mythal said raising an eyebrow. The question was not voiced but was implicit.

“I have another meeting to attend.” Solas said as he put his unused notebook into his briefcase.

Mythal said nothing, but the small nod of her head told Solas that he had her approval. Solas didn’t look at any of the others as he closed the door of the meeting room behind him.

With a nod at the young man attending the front desk Solas let himself out and took the elevator down to the ground floor. When he exited the elevator he saw Felassan leaning by the security desk. Felassan gave him a wide grin.

“Glad to see I didn’t have to intrude and drag you out of there.” Felassan chuckled, “I do try and avoid the Evanuris as much as I can.”

“You realize that I am an Evanuris.” Solas said as he walked towards the door, Felassan falling in step with him.

“Are you really?” Felassan asked with faux shock. “I had no idea.”

Solas only rolled his eyes. Felassan pointed at a taxi that was sitting out front and the two climbed in. After Felassan had given the driver the address and settled back into his seat, Solas turned to him.

“So, who is it this time?” Solas asked with a frown.

“What do you mean?” Felassan smirked.

“I mean, who are you trying to set me up with this time.” Solas retorted.

Felassan didn’t bother denying anything, he only grinned cheekily at him. “New project manager for Arts and Culture. Legs for days.” He waggled his eyebrows at Solas as he smirked.

“Why on earth did Mythal ever decide that you were the right person to head up HR?” Solas grumbled. “She would be devastated to know that you are using it to try and be a matchmaker.”

“Who says she doesn’t already know?” Felassan laughed.

Solas frowned and looked down at his business suit. “I will be a bit overdressed for a pub.” He said, straightening his tie.

“Relax, it’s mostly other gov workers who go there. Most of them will have just come from the office too.” Felassan said batting his hand away.

“So what pretext did you use to get this mystery worman there this time?” Solas sighed, at this point it wasn’t worth trying to persuade Felassan to change his mind.

“Easy,” Felassan said with a wink, “I persuaded her Director to organize a welcome party.”

I have a few other ideas for this. Maybe I will keep puttering on them. I’m having trouble getting in the head space for ‘A Soul on Fire’, but I am still tinkering at it, don’t despair!

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Turians are just so good????

So tall   The little mandible flicker Scrunchy noses The little gap where you can always see their teeth Those waists Leggggsssss The voices????? I’m pretty sure they have super long tongues ;) Reach and flexibility

This has been a PSA

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'Congratulations' / an AU where pregnant Ellana tells Dorian what Solas did and Dorian channels Angelica and yells at Solas, either in person ("All the way from Minrathous? DAMN") or via crystal

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Pairing: Solavellan, post-Trespasser and reunited; minor Adoribull

Rating: Teen for swearing

Note: This is a slight AU of Chapter 9 of Body of Knowledge, inspired by the off-Broadway Hamilton song “Congratulations.” I always imagined that this conversation between Solas and Dorian happened but the chapter was already so long (and already featured Ellana giving him what-for, anyway) that I left it out. I am glad Wards was here to prompt me to finally give Dorian a chance to channel his inner Angelica!

Context, for anyone who hasn’t read Body of Knowledge: After reconciling with Solas and living together for a year, Ellana gets pregnant by accident. While they are both happy for the most part, Solas finds himself questioning his decision not to tear down the Veil when he considers that he may someday have to watch his own child die of old age. This leads him to secretly hunt for an orb belonging to another of the Evanuris to try and remove the Veil from Enasan, the new elven homeland - without telling Ellana of his plans. When she learns of this, she is furious, and he arrives home one day to find her gone. Dorian and Bull, who have planned to visit them for the birth but are not quite there yet, are treated to a surprise guest.

Feel free to prompt me with more Hamilton lines, or with other things you’d like to see!

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Dorian’s first (incredibly uncharitable) thought when Ellana emerged from the eluvian was that she really was huge. Gone was the slight, muscled Inquisitor he’d known with her close-shaven hair. She was round everywhere now, from her cheeks to the great swell of her nine-months-gone-with-child belly. Her hair was longer than he’d ever seen it, too. It circled her head in a cloud of tight red ringlets that swayed with each step she took towards them. The sight should have made him happy. This was a thing she’d always wanted, and when the initial shock wore off, he thought impending motherhood suited her. She looked lovely, healthy - and furious.

“Hey Boss,” Bull said. “Let me carry that for you.”

He was already taking the bag Ellana had slung over one shoulder from her. One of the soldiers who’d arrived at her side immediately stepped forward with another, handing it to Bull.

Bags?

As in - more than one?

Dorian felt his heart sink further than it had when Ellana first called him over the crystal the day before and asked if it was at all possible for he and Bull to get to Enasan sooner than they had planned. She hadn’t given many details, though there was fear and anger in her vocie. She’d only said that Solas was going away for a few days and that she didn’t want to be alone. It had all still been abstract then. He wasn’t too panicked. Now, when she was giving him an embrace that was equal parts awkward and warm because she was so very pregnant, it hit him all at once.

She’d left home in a rush, when she could have the child any day.

Solas had left her alone, when she could have the child any day.

What has Solas done?

“Shall we?” Ellana said, the embrace done. “I hear your inn is nearby. You’ll forgive me for wanting to take a carriage nonetheless.” This with a sheepish glance down at her belly.

“No, I demand you walk all the way, singing Rivaini sea chanties for my amusement.”

“Well, as Magister Pavus commands, so let it be done…”

They talked on the ride to the inn as if nothing was wrong, commenting on the weather and on how well kept the roads in Enasan were. Now and then Ellana ran a soothing hand over her stomach, though he couldn’t help but wonder if it was to comfort herself or the child within. Maker, Ellana was about to be a mother, and she was here with them instead of with Solas, and she had that far-off look he’d hoped never to see in her eyes again after that day in Kirkwall when Solas held her hand in a garden and told her he wanted to spend the rest of his days at her side.

“Stop it,” Ellana said at last, when they arrived safely at the inn.

“Stop what?”

“Looking at me like I’m a grenade about to go off. We’re fine.” Again, that soothing gesture, up and down the great curve of her midsection. We’re fine. Now that she said it, he was in fact concerned by the possibility that she might start grabbing at her stomach in pain instead. He’d signed up for this trip to celebrate his birthday and cuddle an already-born niece or nephew, thank you very much. Not to be the one holding her hand while she writhed in agony.

So where is Solas? And what has he done?

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asoulonfire

I love this. I love how Dorian looks after Ellana. 

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The Dragon of Skyhold

Part 6 of 6 Alternate title: Ma Vhenan, Ma Draconian. In which the Inquisitor gets turned into a dragon and Skyhold has a grand old time. Just ridiculous silly fun. Last one! :) I might do some later but I don’t plan on it currently.

He doesn’t think too much of it, at first. There are far more pressing concerns at the moment, the greatest being the Inquisitor transforming into a minuscule draconis. The Breach still looms high and the orb farther from reach, but their weapon in this battle is dangerously out of the fight. Between pouring through related tomes for a cure, if not an explanation, and dousing the occasional building blaze or healing minor scratches and bites, Solas hardly has time to realize that his heart is avoiding him.

Ever since his magic stopped her spiral from the balcony, he has barely seen her. He hears stories of the other Inner Circle members interacting with Keela - Cullen and Bull training, curling in Varric’s fire and burying herself in Sera’s room. Yet he, the closest of her companions, sees her very little. The most interaction they’ve have since the ordeal begins is upon the balcony and when he visits her in the vault. There was only a few seconds, a brief touch, before she makes a rumbling noise and launched herself back into her plentiful treasure.

He does not think much of it until she all but plummets into his lap. 

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asoulonfire

This is an adorable little six part story. I love it! Wonderful work @jessicapendragon

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english class is just everybody reading a story, saying their headcannons and the professor deciding whether or not we are valid

You know there’s a scary amount of truth in this statement.

spoiler alert: this applies to philosophy and religion as well. actually…

critical thinking = analyzing canon in order to develop, communicate, and defend headcanons

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dajo42

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

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samandriel

This is so useful

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tseecka

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 

In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

  • c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t

If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

  • c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t

If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

  • Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

Never, have I learned more from the phrase “Can I touch your butt”.

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