It’s been a really long time, hello all!

I found this story that I started back when I was posting daily (years ago atp) and finally decided to post it. I will do my best to post new chapters on Sundays (Eastern USA timezone) so I don’t get overwhelmed/have time for real life lol.

I hope all of my mutuals (those that still exist) have been well, and I hope my fellow Sansa x Tyrion shippers enjoy this first chapter.

I know that I am here supes infrequently as of late so maybe I don't get to be as annoyed as I am but...why are there so many J\\amie x S/ansa things in the Sanrion / sansa x tyrion tags??? I don't want to see that nonsense when I am trying to brighten my day with my main ship.

@kylcrcns I went to the store in my travels today and they had a Moana story book and I opened it and was struck with feels™

The night of the election I apparently decided to mark the future with the only tag line needed and honestly...it fits.

@cumbermistress I am glad!! Wear them when you write for inspiration 😊 As for the "That's what I do, I drink and I know things"...I just basically can't stand anything to do with the show and Tyrion anymore (save for the dragon scene and then the Dany and Tyrion scenes in the last episodes) and seeing my guy reduced to such a belittling (to me!! I understand it can just be seen as Tyrion being his snarky self) tag line is just disappointing. Plus he has much better lines in my opinion that I would purchase were they made into merchandise lolololol

After sifting through so many various "I drink and I know things" items that all make me want to barf, it was nice to stumble upon a shippy moment in a "Tyrion Lannister" search on Amazon.

This house I am renting for the weekend with friends has The Bee Movie and all I could think of was Tumblr and basically this website has ruined me.

Hi my name is Beth and I have listened to the Moana soundtrack so many times today that my phone died mid-"I Am Moana" and I almost cried. Send help.