We Could Make Forever After All

I'M A NERVOUS WRECK I'M A NERVOUS WRECK I'M A NERVOUS WRECK I'M A NERVOUS WRECK

I am a writing genius who totally planned this

I never want to hear another cis person talk shit about trans healthcare ever fucking again.

How many letters from a psychiatrist did this man need?

How many years did he have to live as his desired height (on stilts) before he would even have been considered?

What was his mandatory wait time on top of that to make sure he "really wanted it"? How many asked him if it was reversable just in case he changed in his mind?

How many right-wing weirdos are threatening to fire bomb the hospital that it was rumored on mumsnet maybe did a procedure like that one time?

How many people have centered their personality (Height Criticals) around hating him and organize online mobs to bully and harass him?

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

four seasons total landscaping still arguably the funniest thing to ever happen in human history

[lawyer voice] does the date nov 5th 2020 mean anything to you

Taken from Nathan’s Twitter. Apparently, Zach can’t perform for “legal reasons.” Based on my knowledge of Zach, I don’t know if this is a contract with work or something went down with the ASW or Tragic Thrills names. I doubt we’ll get clarity, but this is very interesting to learn. 👀

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

I love Twitter bc everyone is dumb

Just pronouns in general

Are- are you trying to tell me "no one" is a pronoun? Is that what this is saying??

Yes

So if I choose to go by nobody/no one are those nemo-pronouns

i see through your tricks, odysseus

Keep healing and soon you’ll discover what’s meant for you.