happy april fools I am still epic nothing has changed
I HATE THE XIANFENG EMPEROR SOOO MUCH WHEN I DIE AND GO OVER TO THE NEXT WORLD HE IS THE FIRST FUCKING BITCH I’M KILLING
homestuckposting is now punishable by forced lobotomies and in extreme cases “the firing squad”
browsing tumblr is gay. I’ve been here since 2013 how many people do YOU think I have seen become gay during my time here. listen to me and do not turn away from what I say. get off here while you can if you value your heterosexuality. this isn’t a lolrandomxd post or whatever this is legit, if you stay here anymore than a few years you will find yourself debating people in the comments about what counts as gay or not. at this point you have already fucking lost listen to me
I wish there were more feral hogs I could spear hunt
渋いやんけ！
mewwypan...
ええ加減帰れ！！！！
WHO DARES step on my mountain I will make you into hog food
if another bear attacks me I will simply unload 9 shots of .45-70 government on him with my 1995CB marlin and eviscerate his insides
mankind isn’t made to live in society and that’s why everyone is depressed. people are only depressed because they’ve got a life in which they can worry about the meaning of it. why is this a problem? because mankind’s “”””purpose””””” on earth is to survive. when the original goal is met it makes sense that there is a profound emptiness. solution? everyone should be dropped with no supplies in the middle of nowhere and forced to survive. there is no surer method of dealing with depression than this
this place gives me a headache
God wishes he was me
I fish, I check my snares, I pick some veggies from my garden and I go into my cellar to get some of my preserved venison to cook up my dinner, my life goes on!! I actually didn’t even know there was a disease going around until I checked the internet the other day
imagine being quarantined due to social spacing LOL!! as a mountain dweller, this could not happen to me