"hooked queen is my favorite for sexual fantasy bc it is pure lust. 100% physical passion, uninterrupted by romance of any sort”
“I'm more than sure that Philip and Mulan cheated on Aurora while she was cursed, before Mulan fell for Aurora, and that if she decided to declare her love even knowing that Philip used TLK to wake the Sleeping Beauty, she must have received some signal from the princess too...So the question is...where is my poly OT3???”
"I just seen a gifset of CS reunion kiss in Last Rites... I never thought of it before, but I swear they look like they're about to fuck right then and there on Killian's tomb.”
“Gideon and Roderick's scene in the cave should've turned into porn. It would've been really hot!”
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‘We couldnt have gotten Dark and Swan and the Evil Queen at the same time?! That would have been the perfect pairing! They’re both so “fuck the rules! And while we’re at it, let’s fuck each other! In plain view of everyone, because we run this town, bitches!” ‘
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“I bet more went on in Neverland than we got to see. All that tension, the urgency, the danger, the jungle heat. And then sleeping next to each other every night. Things probably got primal behind the scenes. I’m not just talking about Hook & Emma either, no. Emma & Regina. Regina & Snow. Hook & Charming. Everyone takes turns sneaking off for a hot quicky with everyone else. After all, what happens in Neverland, stays in Neverland ;) “
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“FUUUUCCCKKKK!!!!! Emma beating the shit out of Gideon is SUCH a turn-on!!!”
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“Hook and Emma shouldve just kept going! Watching her daughter and future son in law bang on the kitchen table will teach Snow not to barge into people’s homes!”
“Probably just my opinion but I think we got way too little of Lacey. That bitch was soooo hot. Like I didnt always get rumple x belle, but rumple x lacey was the perfect pairing !!!! “
“If Captain Swan werent the most perfect ship of all ships, i would so ship Captain Beauty. They have such an honest chemistry”
“I love cs smut where hook gives emma orders followed by praise ("Take off your clothes, there's a good lass. Come for me, love, that's a good girl.") I love seeing emma's submissive side. And hook being all dominant and authoritative gets me soo hot.”
"Sorry not sorry I can never stop staring at Zelena's breasts. Ever.”
“Fic always talks about Emma and Walsh having a bad sex life but I bet it was amazing. He had to make sure he stayed in Emma's life and I don't see her staying with a guy that wasn't giving her regular and amazing orgasms. No way he didn't do his damnedest to make sure she was always satisfied. He was probably incredibly generous, learning all her favorite spots, going down on her for hours, trying any new kinky thing she wanted. Killian had reason to be a bit jealous.”
"Been thirsting for some really vulgar AU Captain Beauty lately. I picture Captain Hook ripping open Belle's corset and fucking her huge tits until he comes all over her neck.”
"Sometimes I wanna tie killian down and rip open his shirt, buttons flying everywhere and just tug on that chest hair god damit! Looks so fluffy! Especially if he's wearing the red vest of sex.”
"I just want the entire sexy town of Storybrooke to show up at my door, strip me, tie me down and take turns doing stuff to me while someone reads fairy tales aloud.”
Anonymous asked:
Do you take anon smut? If not ignore these asks. Milah was embarrassed to admit how little she knew of pleasure before she met Killian, She had been a stranger to her own body and her pirate was determined to fix that oversight. He hadn’t fucked many women before her, his life as a slave gave him little coin for wenches and in the Navy he had been too busy trying to live up to Liam’s impossible standard. As a pirate he had began his carnal education first with books purchased in ports 1 of 6
and later with women purchased in taverns. It was knowledge he put to good use each time they took to the bed, or the desk, or the chair, or the ladder. Tonight he wanted to try something new. She could tell by the slow, languid way he kissed and the tortuous path his hands took as they dragged down her dress. “I read that some women can reach their peak without any attention to their cunt.” He murmured into her ear. She licked her lips unsure if he meant to torture her or satisfy her. 2
Perhaps with a very skilled lover. She left the thought dangling knowing he would pick up the challenge. He grunted into her skin and bit at her earlobe before pulling back. He stripped her bare pulling the dress to her feet in one quick motion. On the desk. He ordered in his captain’s voice and she felt anticipation clenching in her center. She slid on to the desk the wood rough on her ass and looked at him expectantly. He stared at her, his eyes devouring. She spread her legs in invitation.3
needing him there but he raised his eyebrow and smirked. He had other plans. He licked his lips and then came to her. He gave a deep kiss and then moved down her neck and traveling to her already taut nipples. He blew on them and then licked them in long laps. She shuddered and clutched at the desk as he hollowed his cheeks and sucked one into his mouth. His tongue danced against it as his hand worked on the other. She grabbed his hair and let out little moans and sighs. And slowly her 4
pleasure began to build. With each suck and pull on her breast she climbed a little higher. It wasn’t as intense as when he pleasured her between her thighs but it was hot and liquid and–“So good. Killian. Right there. Yes.” She rocked her hips hoping to get some friction but he kept himself far from her focusing only on her breasts. Licking, sucking, biting, He kept her on the edge of pleasure and pain as she grew more sensitive. She began to thrash, needing release and he bit down hard 5
and the pain bloomed white and then faded into pleasure as she reached her peak. “Fuck.” She cried. It was both a cry and a command. Because it wasn’t enough, she needed more, needed him. He grinned at her and rose from his knees his hands already working at his laces where his cock was straining against the leather. They were far from finished. 6
HELL YES
I will take smut in any form. I’ll drink it, snort it, eat it, shoot it, lap that shit right up!
Anon Millian fanfiction? What a treat!