I just wanna be your favourite pretty boy

#dt's rants and vents #or just a pretty boy #please i really wanna be a boy

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Death to settler colonialism, free Palestine!

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If anyone still thinks the original tweet was an exaggeration, here’s a video from 2009 of Israeli's watching bombs falling on Gaza

Transcript from their interview with Keren Levy, an Israeli real estate agent:

Keren: They Chose Hamas to rule them, it's their fault, they got it to where it is now

Reporter: Don't you think it gets worse bombing them?

Keren: No I think that is the only solution, I think they should just clear off all the city, just take it off the ground.

Keren: Yes I'm a little bit fascist.

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This is from 2009

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You are like baby. Watch this

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official linguistics post

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity
how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me

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why are lemons separate from food op?

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everyone knows lemons arent food

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lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

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Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

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Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

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…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

What the fuck did i just watch.

It- it’s not a Rick roll

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Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.