If only it were so simple

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

god those were lawless times. 

"Good heavens! Now you have me shaking in my extremely fashionable boots!"

God gave me hands and if I don’t use them to draw myself and my fictional men then why have them???

Continua a leggere

One of those days that I want to get bent over a work bench and just fucking destroyed.

What in the name of biology?

@stormesandshowers 🤣🤣🤣

Another MA shitpost yas.

King

Please stop attacking the past versions of you. They were doing their best at the time and they got you here. It’s amazing how much progress you’ve made and how much you’ve grown but please don’t think your past self lacked worth in any way.

no i did not make this for the sole purpose of downloading pics of white-haired homeless looking men 🚶🧳

Karl heisenberg but anytime he gets angry or pissed,you hit him with a slice of cheese like one does with a fussy toddler

Either two things or happen

A-he goes after you almost immediately screaming "how fucking dare you",probably can't sit for a week after he catches you

B-he stands for a second,buffering before he goes after you with said slice of cheese to slap you with it

Imagine doing that to lady d whenever you're in a meeting with karl,you brought a cheese sandwich and lady D is making a whole fuss about your 'peasant food' so you take a slice of the cheese and full throttle it into her face.

Karl is laughing,alcina is so pissed,moreu is going after the cheese,Donna and Angie are laughing. Miranda is just so done as you sit down,alcina can't touch you or karl will hurt her. He's just laughing so hard he starts wheezing,he's leaned over onto his knees and just crying from her reaction. He demands(more like "kindly asks") you to do it whenever she's angry,or just whenever you're near her

OKAY but this and lycans?? This would be hilarious,I think they would just act like cats

If anyone draws these,please tag me

oh fuck my sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it *starts over*

I am Nesta.

I am Nesta when my parents are harder on me because I am the oldest daughter. I am Nesta when my parents coddle my younger sister and give her everything she desires while I am raised to uphold our family. I am Nesta when I am who they yell at long before they yell at my sister. I am Nesta when I am expected to get a job, or marry a rich man so that my sister may have freedom I will never know. I am Nesta when I grow to dislike my sister for living a life I am sacrificing my emotional and mental health for. I am Nesta when I finally choose to put me first and I am called Selfish. I am Nesta when my sister does the bare minimum and is praised far more than I ever even been thanked. I am Nesta when reminded that she will always be better than me, stronger than me, more powerful than me, smarter than me because she was born second. She was born when they wanted a child, not when they needed one. I am Nesta when I am told I deserve misery in life for speaking out against the inequality. I am Nesta when I take out my frustration on the person who reaps the fruit of my labour. I am Nesta when I am spent, and broken, and dying, and dead.

I am Nesta when I'm angry enough to watch the world burn for the way I've been treated. Even If I'm the one who lights the match.

The Library in Velaris (long rant)

There's something about the library that doesn't sit right with me. It's great to have a place as a refuge for women but as usual, it's just not handled well. For instance