My two favorite childhood shows combined into one 😍🤓

The Lord of the Thrones: Middle-earth Houses in Westeros by Middle-earth News

Valhalla Waits by Antonio Manzanedo

so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.

Everybody go home, this is my favorite soulmate au

So you finally find your soulmate. After years of knowing that dumbledore dies and the entire franchise being ruined, you find him. You’re in the theatre, dumbledore is dead and you hear it. ‘Man I can’t believe dumbledore died’ by a guy walking right by you and in you’re rage you shout ‘You! You’re the one!’ The guy stops, looks at you, his own arm to read the words, then back at you and he says, “That’s not really how I imagined that being said”

It got better

My DnD ranger halfling, Nanoo Fernfoot  👌

fun fact

im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

Why the fuck do you know this

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

Had they never seen green tea?

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party 

alan i know about soda not green tea

1995 Gay Olympics sketch from the mid-1990s Australian comedy show Big Girls Blouse.

Fen'Harel 

shout out to all the mentally ill people who get urges to smoke even though they’ve never touched a cigarette in their life

shout out to mentally ill people who’s urges for smoking act up when their illness acts up

shout out to mentally ill people who restrain themselves from asking someone they see smoking if they have an extra

shout out to mentally ill people that weren’t able to resist their urges

shout out to mentally ill people that do everything in their power to resist their urges because they’ve seen what smoking does to a person in the long run

Fun fact:  Your body often understands what it needs before we ever consciously realize it.  Nicotine is a depressant; your brain, when it sees a cigarette and goes HOT SHIT GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE is often trying to tell you that your neurochem profile is way too high and it desperately wants to chill out for a while.  Remember, before we as a Western society abused the hell out of it, tobacco was an accepted medical plant for just this reason.

Or:  You have an oral fixation, which means go find a straw and chew the bejeezus out of that, instead.

OR, if you swing that way, go find a consensual partner with a dick and have a blast. Flavored condoms are your friends.

Hoily shit this is actually a /thing/?!?! There’s days when all I want is a fucking cigarette. I have NEVER smoked. The damage my lungs took as a kid won’t let me. I don’t even like smelling cigarettes for the most part. They’re fucking NASTY.  But sometimes, for no fucking reason, it’s three AM and I am desperate for a cigarette.  I had no idea this is a thing holy hell. 

Yep, totally a thing.  A similiar thing is going on if you find yourself craving cofee or strawberries, even if you hate both–your dopamine is low and your brain is desperate to get that shit balanced out.

If you look at green plants that are NOT EVEN FOOD and have a sudden urge to literally start grazing?  Chances are your iron is low–green plants are often one of our primary sources of iron and our brains remember.  A fierce desire to go nom on a cow isn’t an iron-craving, it’s fatty protein craving.

Crave fish even if you hate it?  Omega Essential Oils 3, 6, and 9.  (You can sub out with flax seed oil supplements.)

Our brains are smart, we just don’t really understand what they’re saying half the time.

OH MY GOD. I thought this wanting-a-cigarette-even-though-I-DEFINITELY-don’t-smoke thing was JUST ME.

The book that has all the details on this phenomenon is The Diet Cure by Julia Ross. It has an Amino Acid Therapy Chart (on pages 122-123 in the 2012 paperback edition) that tells you, based on how you feel and what you crave, what brain chemicals you’re low on and what amino acids to take for a better solution to the craving problem. Tobacco craving, for instance, can mean either low catecholemines (if you experience a shortage of energy/drive/focus/concentration/ability to care about anything) or GABA (if you’re stiff, tense, overstressed, overwhelmed/burned out). Catecholemine production can be stimulated by taking L-tyrosine. GABA itself can be taken in capsules.

This book has made an enormous difference in my life. I highly recommend it to everybody who is struggling with cravings and is in a position to choose what they eat.

Huh.

@phynali might find this interesting

This is so cool thank you for tagging me!

Holy fucking shit I was literally starting to think I had been a smoker in a past life my cravings have been so bad. This is such a fucked up thing. I guess I should talk to my dr about it?

i hope you’re all aware of the 300 recently discovered love letters between two gay british soldiers during ww2 that are going to be possibly adapted into a film.

they’re beautiful and poetic and tragic and heart-wrenching and brave. i highly suggest going and reading the excerpts. 

here’s the one that broke my heart:

“Wouldn’t it be wonderful if all our letters could be published in the future in a more enlightened time. Then all the world could see how in love we are.“

My ocs in order: Lusikka, Aurora, Jessi, Avry, Fallen, Wrath

My children, I say as most of these ocs are older than me.

Biscuit Engineering [x]

2017 6月28日 by Yasuhiro Zama

@ymirsbian

“Imagine it’s 2 in the morning, flood water is up to your eyes and you’re pushing an air mattress behind an apartment building. You’re pushing through water and debris, staying calm, trying to rescue families screaming for help and also you’re 13 years old.

13-year-old Virgil Smith rescued 17 of his neighbors during Hurricane Harvey.

When flood waters poured into his apartment complex in Dickinson, he and his mom, Lisa Wallace, took shelter at a stranger’s second floor apartment.

Virgil says he got a call from his friend in another building.

“He was like, VJ, can you come help us because you know that we can’t swim,” says Smith.

Smith says he swam back to his apartment, pulled out the air mattress his family uses for guests, and went to work, rescuing his friends.”

True Hero why didn’t they show this on the news.

Here’s A Link to the story, from ABC13 Houston(KRTK-TV).