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@mi-kleos / mi-kleos.tumblr.com

Tired 26 year old who just wants to kiss their gf
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Reblogged rneowth

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

Me, having been immobile for three hours: hmm I should get up and pee

The world’s tiniest angel: time for snomgol my mommi :)

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when ur just a funky little skater punk hedgehog

(idk if u can tell but only his bangs are straightened, he has braids)

I was actually just up in Ohio for the solar eclipse, and did you know, I'd never seen Spring before?

I thought I had, because down here in Florida we do get some flowers and nice green leaves as the weather shifts from cool to hot, but the trees are never bare and the flowers just blend in with the rest of the trees and in comparison this Actual Spring was some sort of magical wonderland, I swear to god, I've never seen anything like it

Apple blossoms???? are so pretty???????? the subtle changes of the colors, and they take up the whole tree and they're so damn beautiful????????????????? I had never seen them before, we don't have any apple trees down here at all, but now they might be my favorite flower

I'm familiar with cherry blossoms- we do have some cherry trees- but not like this. This tree was entirely pink and stood out so much! No leaves or anything on the trees, just flowers everywhere!!! I see why people like spring and cherry blossoms so much, I think.

And idek what these are but LOOK at that!!!!!!! Life and color!!!! Spring!!!!

So yeah. I went to Ohio and I thought it was beautiful and i wanted to share that with you. Your state is wonderful!!!

@songofsunset, I'm taking you on a bike ride (ignore my training wheels as a grown adult) and there's bits of cotton fluff from the trees and it's summertime but for once there's no humidity and there's a nice breeze. Song, I am taking you down my childhood bike trail during summer and I'm gonna show you all the fun trees to climb and the gas station I used to get Gatorade at. Song, I'm showing you the creek near there and how the pretty flowers left from spring fall from the trees into the water and float down the creek.

Song, I'm taking you sledding in the winter and showing you the best way to put a scarf on without fogging up your glasses (if you have glasses). Song, I'm teaching you the best way to make a snow fort for snowball fights. The fort we make is gonna last until the end of the season. I can't take you ice skating or skiing because my ankles won't allow it, but I'll show you the best way to make snowballs and snowmen. I'll show you the best sledding hills and how to make ice balls, but remember not to use them with the kids. Really, you shouldn't throw them at anyone, but I think of it as a rite of passage to make one. (And to be hit by one, but don't worry, I won't aim for your head or anything. Iceballs have school dodgeball rules: below the neck and above the belt)

Friend, you show me your childhood haunts and I'll show you mine.

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Reblogged modmad

that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly

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jaclcfrost

there we go

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

  1. bitch I might be
  2. do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 
  3. swiggity swag
  4. the D
  5. wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
  6. “ hello______, im dad “ 
  7. AYYY LMAO
  8. W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 
  9.  perfect _____ don’t exis-
  10. And now, the weather
  11. at least 2 potato
  12. we’ve come full circle ! 
  13. life hack :
  14. [ __________ INTENSIFIES]
  15. so many
  16. such doge. much wow. very smile. 
  17. mahogany 
  18. *sweats nervously*
  19. same. 
  20. spooper hot choclety milk
  21. #SHERLOCKLIVES
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melonsap
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