if house was a drag queen his name could be ms.diagnosis

every day should be like i wake up & my first thought is a beautiful idea of a fun & new activity & i spend my day accomplishing it

i do want to live like them like so bad

— May 22, 1912 / Franz Kafka diaries

who am i if not a guy who wears the same stupid little necklace. All the time.

“we need to teach media literacy in schools” guys was i really the only person paying attention in english class bffr

Normalize free bleeding to gaslight your period into ending her stay early at Hotel Uterus <3

every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

Not what I expected coming from John Green

sobbing and crying at the woman who stole a meth addicted kitten from her dealer and then she and the kitten got clean together

thats love baby!!

hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

how the ebu looks right now

HE DIDNT EVEN HIT ANYONE

And is the bus scheduled for zero minutes in the room with us now