unmute

I have never so joyously reblogged a bird video in my life. 

Today is a good day to remind y‘all that Freddie Mercury was Bisexual not Homosexual

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

♡ peach ♡

i hate when ur in public somewhere and something goes mildly wrong/something inconvenient happens and the nearest baby boomer tries to get you to complain with them

what does this even mean

EXAMPLE:

you are in line at mcdonalds. its really busy and the employees are overwhelmed. it’s taking a long time. you are minding your own business. the old man in line next to you says to you, “boy, this is absolutely ridiculous, isn’t it? these kids working just dont know what they’re doing. Or they just dont care…” you awkwardly nod and take a step to the side

This has probably been said a million times before but:  Defend the employees.

Really, you’re never going to see Karen from Stubenville again in your life, so side-eye her real good and say:

“It’s not thier fault they’re understaffed. Having worked retail before, they’d love to have another three or five people back there helping out.  But since the whole ‘downsizing’ craze of the ninties, companies try to get as much out of thier employees as possible without regard for thier welfare, or the effect on service.  You should really get on McD’s website and complain about the chronic understaffing and tell them you’re willing to pay more elsewhere for better service.  They LISTEN to people like you.”

People love to complain, especially entitled people.  The good news is that they’re easily redirected with mild praise and a shiny new target.  Butter the elders and aim them at the bourgoise.

aim them at the bourgeoisie

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start

I feel so called out and yet so understood.

4800 players, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony Speedrun

its not even music anymore it’s just a shockwave that kills you instantly

Reblog if you want to be annihilated by the physics-defying supersonic Beethovenian explosion

First Look at Captain Marvel Film

these kids deserve a break

Legend of Zelda Pins made by LilyXia

so in BotW we hear that Link’s father was in the Royal Guard. I’d absolutely looove a prequel featuring all these dads and moms

let luigi rest

The coolest kid in town is that squirtle squad squirtle. I wish I was that cool!

Artist: @orange-pie