honestly kingdom hearts plays like a dnd game that got really outta hand

dm: im gonna let yall visit disney worlds in this homebrew.

player: can we use final fantasy too??

dm: i mean i guess?

player: I want to be goofy

dm: i mean, strange request but i guess i can homebrew up a race sheet for goofy. is he a dog? i mean-

other player: I WANT TO BE DONALD DUCK BUT LIKE, A WIZARD, AND NO PANTS

other 3 players: create serious rpg characters with linked backstories and shared motivations based on their home island

dm: what the fuck guys

Honestly that is the best image to sum up this post. Does anybody know what comic it’s from?

Some days you just have to bite a table. (Source: http://ift.tt/2klFSKP)

this woman who wrote about her experience dating my dad occasionally tweets @ me and im like…. Who the Fuck are U

like to clarify, she published a book about the 52 men shes dated, and one of the pages was about my dad, and in it she talked about me and my sister as toddlers, and referred to me as the uglier of his children

So my mom likes to dictate her texts instead of typing them.

The thing is, my mom swears a lot, and she’s often at home with my impressionable little brothers. So she programmed her phone to type “bitch” whenever she said “B” and “f**k” whenever she said “F.” For a while, we all thought this was a pretty clever idea. Yesterday, she sent me a picture of my brother sitting in his car seat and crying. The caption was, “he got stung by a bumblebitch!!! ”

no you DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS GOLD

Oh my god

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: 🎃👦BOYS AND GIRLS👧🎃OF EVERY AGE🎃🕸WOULDN’T YOU LIKE🎃⚰TO SEE 👀🎃SOMETHING STRANGE🎃🎱COME WITH US🎃🔫AND YOU WILL SEE🎃🔪THIS OUR TOWN OF🎃🔮HALLOWEEN🎃☠

psychic: what the fuck it’s august

So we finally have an explanation for this nonsense:

And that explanation?  One word:

@exploding-catnip-pouches

She cool.

don’t fuck with me. i have the power of god and anime on my side

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

are you a boobs or butts lesbian? top or bottom? butch or femme or something in between?