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the meatball chronicles

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Ashley
Uncomfortably obsessed with Chris Evans.
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I don’t know if you’ve actually seen this episode, but Pam invites the entire office to her art show that she’s been gearing up for for a really long time. Nobody shows up except for Oscar and his partner (and they critique her work, calling her “lacking in courage” among other things, not realizing she is standing right behind them) and then Michael. And Michael is the only one who tells her she is great just for putting herself out there, and the only one who places value on what she’s done, and he points out all the little details she got right and notices absolutely every bit of hard work she put into it. And then treats Pam like the artist she is by not just paying her for her art, but displaying it where literally everyone can see it.

It’s one of my favorite episodes.

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Jamie Dornan for L'UOMO VOGUE (2016)

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Striking up an online friendship with someone who's very busy IRL but shares with you nice quotes and cute animal pics regularly. After a long time of being casual, the friend suggests you meet and you go to the cute cafe they chose and you expect a middle aged mom, but Chris Evans shows up. He is really happy to meet you, too.

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So, I’m really getting tired of this plagiarism bullshit that’s apparently all the rage on this website as of late. I don’t spend my scarce spare time writing these stories for you guy just to see my hard work copy and pasted on someone else’s blog.

I don’t want to step back from writing, but I sure as shit don’t want to be writing 2500+ words so someone else can claim credit.

So what do I do? Do I just give you drabbles? Things that take less of my time? Do I trust that my work will be respected and left alone under my URL? Saying I’m fed up is an understatement.

Who hurt you baby girl? What are there names? I will cut them 😡🔪

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Dating Chris Evans would include:

  • Having dogs 
  • Having kids
  • Rescuing dogs
  • Naming kids and dogs after Disney characters
  • Disney movie marathons in pj’s
  • Going to Disneyland very often
  • Gucci gifts
  • Intense sex. Lots of riding him and going down on him.
  • Lots of standing up sex positions so he’ll carry you
  • Hosting Monday night football, which would consist of having a bunch of his friends over, lots of snacks, and beer.
  • Him ordering pizza while watching a Patriots game
  • Yelling and cursing at the TV when the Patriots mess up
  • “It’s just a game, Chris. You need to calm down and stop breaking stuff”.
  • Him getting royally pissed when you diss Tom Brady. (Even if you’re just kidding)
  • “I don’t wike it”
  • Roaring laughter
  • Him playing the piano or the ukulele and singing goofy
  • Attending football games
  • BBQs once a month or every few with his family.
  • Scott trying to embarrass him in front of you.
  • “What did you see in him? He’s not the brightest.” -Scott teasing.
  • Going shopping with his sisters.
  • His nieces and nephews calling you “Aunt”
  • Pretending to be Steve Rogers when you curse
  • Pretending to be Captain America around your kids
  • Playing with his shield
  • Visiting Scarlet J, and her offering you a piece of cake or some of the cookies she just baked
  • Hanging out with Anna Faris and Chris Pratt
  • Dinners at/with Sebastian Stan
  • Double dates with Sebastian or plain third wheeling.
  • Comforting him when he’s anxious
  • Walking your dogs together
  • The media not knowing anything about your relationship, just that the two of you are together but rarely get papped
  • Spending quality time with you. Just the two of you
  • Leaving parties early to go home and fuck
  • Him suddenly throwing you over his shoulder to take you to his bedroom. (He’ll definitely spank you while he’s at it)
  • Literal boob grab
  • You falling asleep on the couch and waking up in bed
  • Him sleeping in nothing but boxer briefs
  • Waking up with his strong arm around you
  • Attending Marvel premieres and cons
  • Sebastian Stan, RDJ, and Scarlet J, attending your wedding
  • Being “Mrs.Captain America”
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daisyjm75

Where do I sign up???

🙋🏼👰🏼

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