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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

everything i like about people's behavior is human nature and everything i don't like about people's behavior is capitalist brainwashing. this political economy shit is easy

tragedy enjoyers when even good intentions lead to ruin

Chag Sameach everyone!

Here's your annual reminder that it was a Plague of singular Frog (who must have been so big)

untitled frog game

unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.

if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you

buckwild to see swifties posting takes like "I feel like this album... is the most classic works of literature. As if these words... were always waiting to be written. I'm going to tattoo all of the lyrics on my skin so they can live forever" and then seeing someone else post a screenshot of the lyrics and it's some shit like "welcome to my dark and twisted mind / I'm the girl nobody ever notices / the joker hasn't seen half of what I've seen / call me the girlker / [reference to current trending media franchise]"

“Makima would call you slurs” absolutely brainless take. Makima would tell you she’s got your back and to let her know if anyone’s giving you trouble, then quietly out you to your most homophobic coworkers. She’d make a vicious public example of them right before they crossed a socially acceptable line, filling you with relief but further isolating you. When the whisper campaign forced you out she’d hug you a little too hard at your going-away party and murmur that she wishes you the best. Six months later when your savings are running dry she’d show up at your doorstep and explain that she was just in the area and thought she’d invite her old work buddy out for a drink. She’d be wearing the same white dress shirt even though it’s pouring rain and you’d go along even though your girlfriend is due back in less than an hour. At the izakaya she’d tell you she heard about a new job opportunity that she thinks would be a great fit, as long as you don’t have any other commitments right now. You’d ignore your girlfriend’s texts to listen to her. It’s in a new town. You’d have to move. She needs an answer before the end of the night.

Musk's lawyer from the Ben Brody defamation case is being sued for practicing law without a license. I just can't anymore, you are one of the richest people on earth, why in the world would you hire a lawyer that legally can't represent you?! I know Musk is just unironically stupid, but there must be a limit.

I mean he does have a license, just not in texas

Can't get one of the thousands of lawyers that actually prescribe Texan law. What an absolute clown

What’s going to be hilarious is when Musk’s ego and utter lack of understanding law+court proceedings is when he gets slammed with Contempt and has to spend a few days in jail

He's not just some dude! He's a partner at Quinn Emanuel! In their NYC office! He's co-chair of his practice group!

For those of you not familiar with law firms, that supposedly indicates he's a very skilled litigator. Someone who would know to, for instance, get his pro hac in order before deposing a witness or signing a motion.

All they do is litigation. This dude is not some green associate. He's got his own Wikipedia page and a notable client list as long as my arm. What the fuck? How do you not get PHV, or grab a local lawyer? His firm has a fucking Houston office. This is like me appearing in PA court because I'm too fucking lazy to call our PA office, and getting in trouble for it. What the fuck?

I called the pharmacy about why they haven't filled my t prescription and they literally told me they needed to check on something and then put me on hold and then hung up on me

this is structural transandrophobia btw. this shit wouldn't happen if T weren't a controlled substance. they never do this with my synthroid.

this was in the tags but you know what. the concept of controlled substances is deeply evil and this is your daily reminder. imagine a doctor writing up an official document saying "my patient needs this drug to live and be healthy" and the govt saying "hmmm... but that's a Drug... a Bad Drug......... the patient is probably a junkie, make sure it's as hard as possible for them to get that shit. make sure their meds are regularly interrupted, especially during difficult times in their life like when they lose their job and thus their insurance. make sure they're not Abusing the drug by having easy access to it whenever they need it, make sure their doctor and the pharmacy need to jump through a billion hoops also, things the patient has no real control over and no power to fix if they go wrong."

like imagine thinking that's reasonable

a prescription should be a shopping list your doctor writes for you and then you go to the pharmacy and go "give me this please" and they do. you should be able to just buy drugs. I literally do not care if people abuse that system btw. I should be able to freely access any chemical that I need to put into my body. that should be as accessible to me as food and water. if I am allowed to buy booze and cigarettes why can I not buy my T gel. because some punk in the gym is getting too jacked?? I DON'T CARE

my needs extend into the world. the apparatus that keeps me alive does not end at my skin, is not encompassed only by "my body," but contains the world. just like food and water should be a human right, so should medication. the manufacturers of pharmaceuticals need to be collectivized and their products need to be freely available to all. the War on Drugs is a war on our existence as biochemical beings.

Wanted to drop a few of my classic Barbie pieces here as well because I really liked them compiled! Currently obsessed with jjba but my tumblr account is a mess and maybe I'll drop some fanart pieces I did and gathered over the years.

Imagine losing the ONE constant in your 6,000 year life ha ha

it’s not very smart to p!ss off a guy who thinks about unaliving people for a living…

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