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bogleech

hey did you know how big an albatross was because I

VERY

fucking

did not

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ayellowbirds

i’m so glad people are learning this.

I… I knew in numerical values how big they were, but I’ve never seen them next to humans before

A LORGE BIRB

I thought albatross was another word for “seagull” not for “terror of the fucking sky”

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zoreta

The reason albatross are so huge is because they need huge wings for their unique lifestyle.

Albatross can go months, if not over a year without seeing land. There is a pocket of air trapped between wave fronts and they just ride ontop of it. To make that work, they need huge wings. If the winds die they rest on the surface, and wait for the winds to return; the huge wings mean it’s not worth it to fly any other way. When they need to eat they pluck fish and squid from the surface, and sometimes dive. Nobody is entirely sure if they sleep on the wing, and if so, how.

The large wings also mean that taking off and landing are the hardest parts of flying for an albatross. Generally they avoid it, but for nesting and resting, it’s unavoidable.

Albatross have complex mating dances, and selecting a mate can take years; as they narrow down partners they create their own dancing language that they invent themselves. Once half of a pair has died, that dance is lost. These couples do not travel together once their chick has grown (and it is always a single chick at a time). Instead they will separate to travel the world, not seeing each other again until it is time to return to the island they themselves hatched from, as have hundreds of generations before them. Wanderers, who always find their way home.

I was so not emotionally prepared for reading this thanks

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loonarmuunar

Robot disabilities. Robot who charges slowly and loses power incredibly fast and is always tired. Robot with malfunctioning lenses and can’t process visual information properly. Robot that can’t process anything too large and at a fast rate or else they’ll shut down. Robot with limbs screwed on too loose/just can’t attach correctly, so if they’re not careful they fall out. Robot disabilities,,,

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etirabys

I deserve more credit for not picking stupid fights on the internet than a nice person who doesn't pick fights does, because I have an unpleasant personality and it's harder for me

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bluecapsicum
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kitstacean

i think the advice came from @ms-demeanor !

This was in 2020 and it was advice about how not to lose your mind when deprived of the ability to go outside.

I made this comic back in July of 2020 after starting my daily meteorological fiction project in March of that year! I was never able to remember where I first read that phrase, but as far as I know, it should have been over 15 years ago. I think the way it was phrased was rather specific, but it also is a common piece of advice, which is why I didn’t feel too bad basing my comic around it.

Honestly, the more people spread the sentiment, the better, and I still mean every word of this comic, maybe even more than when I made it.

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