Dick: Sorry I’m late, B! I broke down on the way here.
Bruce: Oh no, did they tow your car?
Dick: What car?
Dick: Sorry I’m late, B! I broke down on the way here.
Bruce: Oh no, did they tow your car?
Dick: What car?
Dick, head in hands: Jason you can't-
Jason, scoffing: What are you, a cop????
All the other officers in the Bludhaven Police Department:
(Batman 2016 #147)
"Was it... easier for Dick?"
"I won't lie to you... he came to me as a circus kid, flying high every night. defying death, he was primed for this life."
Dick was a natural. I was a natural.
I loveee them acknowledging how Dick really rolled onto the scene ready to be the first kid sidekick ever made and so when you look back he was just a natural
My babies!!!! 😭💖
I saw this cute pic and just had to draw them
Love Under the Red Hood as a story but this always stood out to me.
Quick doodle to reacquaint myself with drawing.
from left to right: clark, bruce, diana
had to draw it
I'm golden-child!Jason and not-even-a-silver-egg!Dick truther for life, and that's so funny.
Bruce is used to the chaos he calls his son, so when Jason actually behave, Bruce is soooo confused.
Like, what do you mean Bruce can tell him to not do something and Jason will??? Obey??? The order??? Dick would never.
Bruce, fully prepared for scandal: You are not allowed to jump from one wardrobe to another, it's dangerous for you.
Little Jason, who has no idea why he should: Ok? I wasn't planning to anyway.
Confused Bruce: You wasn't?
Little Jason who are scared to touch anything here, because it probably costs more than his life: I don't want to ruin the mansion...
More Confused Bruce: You don't?!
Or
Bruce: so, you are saying that if I tell you to sit in your room and read books, you will really sit in your room and read books?
Little Jason, who has no idea why he shouldn't: Yeah?
Bruce, whispering to Alfred: I didn't know they could do that.
Hopping on the Alastor cat train:
The cat not only looks like Alastor, it is Alastor’s cat. He loves the thing (the only time Charlie has ever seen him show an ounce of caring or emotion is when he’s trying to get it to stop chewing on furniture), and it’s not uncommon for someone to call for “Alastor” and both of their ears perk up.
Just imagine- Charlie’s just chilling and reading through some financial records one day, and she hears a shout of “Alastor! What’s in your mouth- get back here!” from Vaggie. She assumes that the wretched cat has gotten into someone’s room again…
Until a flash of red runs by the open door, the real Alastor followed by an extremely angry Vaggie, and then the damned cat, chasing after Vaggie in turn.
Dick
why is tumblr slaughtering my saturation
Word Count: 30.2k words (3/3 Chapters)
Relationship: Alhaitham/Kaveh
Tags: omegaverse, modern AU, college AU, scenting (so much scenting), possessiveness, a lot of dating, fluff galore, attempts at humor as always, Rated Mature for Sexual Content (top Alhaitham, bottom Kaveh)
Written for the Haikaveh Server Winter Exchange!
Summary:
“Excuse me. May I sit here?” Al-Haitham looks up. He watches the student’s red eyes darken with recognition. Unfortunately, Al-Haitham recognizes him too. “Would you leave if I said ‘no’?” Al-Haitham asks. And just like that, the student is sliding into the seat, flipping up the desk and pulling his tablet out. He shoots Al-Haitham a glare just as the professor starts lecturing. (Al-Haitham, Kaveh, and the three semesters in between.)
good riddance live