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Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?
Me: Yes, right here.
Lady: Is how much?
Me: $2.99 a pound.
Lady: It's usually $1.49.
Me: Yes, in the summer.
Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.
Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?
Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.
And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.
@ twila for bringing k*rbin on as a sub for two games in a row
it is malfeasance monday !
inspiratiounal malfeasance
These are my beautiful chickens. Their names are Truck, Smartie, and Sun-sun (my kids named them):
They lay these beautiful eggs:
I love them.
Penguin escapes killer whales by jumping onto a boat.
Antarctic penguins (and most other Antarctic animals for that matter) are very interesting because they lack a natural fear of humans since, of course, humans are not a natural occurrence on the continent. It is one of the few places on earth where it is completely normal for fully wild animals to be comfortable around you. In fact, most react as though humans are just especially large penguins as those are the only flightless biped native to the area.
As far as this gentoo penguin is concerned, it was saved by a float of large yellow penguins also hiding from orcas.
Penguin Diogenes
EXCUSE MEEEEE
Tumblr, 1 April 2024
Wish (2023) dir. Fawn Veerasunthorn, Chris Buck
hey do you think the overworked creatives about to go on strike are trying to tell us something
article sources under the cut
There's nothing more satisfying in Dimension 20 than when the Intrepid Heroes turn the tables on Brennan (see also: Operation Slippery Puppet)
this is the worst he's been got like they really got his ass
A distinguished gentleman
