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@tatzelwurming

Gabriel
24, bi, they/she/he
Southern Appalachia.
18+ only
icon by my very talented partner, @slugbo
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hjartasalt

Typed "IKEA" into google maps and for some reason it decided to show me pretty much every single IKEA location in the nordic countries combined instead of just the one closest to me and ngl I'm kinda obsessed with this review in Sweden

Another great one

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elenille

Archeologists in 3047 stomping their feet and ripping their hair out over the ruins of an apparent furniture maze

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Illustration from a Satellaview broadcast depicting unethical experiments being conducted on Luigi.

The Satellaview was a Japan-only add-on for the Super Famicom that allowed it to receive satellite transmissions; while it is most commonly known for featuring games, it also offered shows that had live audio alongside a slideshow of pictures. Many of these featured bizarre and outlandish scenarios involving Mario characters.

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ask-pacman

So i was at the arcade watching this ugly kid playing galaga and he was playing so badly it was pissing me off so I tried to politely tell him to fucking shoot the purple ships before they ray beam you and he ignored me so I pointed at the screen with my yellow finger and said to shoot the boss galaga while its not attacking and stil he continued to play like actual shit so i started shaking the fucking cabinet and screaming which accidentally unplugged and the kid started beating the hell out of my shit with his bag of quarters until I was bloody. Sooo i think this generation is fucked

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mutualmango

this is purely based on vibes because i'm not an expert on the logistics of arms distribution but doesn't it seem like the US and israel made a backroom arrangement to present the "halting supply of offensive weapons if israel invades rafah" ultimatum after a(nother) massive arms allocation already left the ports for israel and the invasion of rafah already started? like i'm saying they already have all they need for their current objectives, and this is just to help biden's image by giving the appearance he has SOME red line (he doesn't)

maybe i'm not seeing people say this because it's taken for granted at this point, but it seems like a case of highly calculated "too little too late" that the dems can point to and say "biden tried". the US doesn't actually want this to stop.

lol ok. apparently they just came out and said it

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Lmao my roommate just sent me this from the hotel he's staying at

Why is Chilchuk there? Why is he just standing by the pallets?

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