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thnkfilm

“I don’t have a plan. Phoebe, do you have a plan?”

“I don’t even have a pla.”

Friends (1994-2004)

Source: thnkfilm

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happylittleorc

I never should’ve taught my parrot how to laugh it’s given him far too much power

do you know how embarrassing it is to have a pet that can laugh at you? I dropped my ice cream and wailed in despair and my parrot zoomed out of nowhere JUST so he could stand on the couch and laugh at me. I’m being called a dumb bitch in my own home by my OWN SON.

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happylittleorc

YALL THEY’RE ADVANCING

sangled

Dude, I got the same person (with different username of course) and had a whole freaking conversation with them before I blocked them and only after I had seen this with the exact same messages I got, did I realize,

It was a bot.

randall munroe predicting the future in 2009

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happylittleorc

unfortunately-awake

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just-shower-thoughts

Let us all take a moment to appreciate that our internal organs don’t itch

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dennys

zaffreez-blog asked:

gushers blocked me on instagram because i commented on one of their posts saying "you're just knock off denny's" how does that make you feel

dennys answered:

lol

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patronustrip

Superpowers I quote my friend @hailqueerdeer SHE PROTEC SHE ATTACC BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY SHE DRIVE TRUCC Enjoy, patronustrip

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rocketqueen-world

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happylittleorc

atarnishedcompass

Friend: Wanna hang out tomorrow?

Me: I actually performed an Activity yesterday. Please wait the three day recovery period to submit another inquiry

kamari3

Friend: how about now?

Me: Your Activity Request has been denied on the grounds that the last Activity was a category two and requires a full 5 business days of recovery