Chicken Cutlets.

Yeah.

Chicken Cutlets In Tupperware Containers.

Do You Read Me?

Halloween.

Again.

“Trick Or Treat.”

What I Wouldn’t Give

To Be A

“Butterfinger.”

Crushed.

Under The Tire

Of A #Lexus

Driven By A Wealthy Woman.

Yeah.

bro what?

Huh.

Your Floors.

What Kind Of Floors Are In Your Home?

Carpet?

Hardwood?

How I’d Love To Displease My King.

And Be Subjected

To New And Creative Punishments.

Like Being Loaded

Into The Sling

Of A Trebuchet.

And Launched,

Arcing,

At The Wall Of The Enemy Fortress.

To Shatter,

Wetly.

And Bathe Protestants In My Steaming Gore.

God.

I love trying to look up the lyrics for a song and instead having the Genius website make my phone hot while it loads five ads and autoplays a video of Oop Slurp explaining the meaning behind his song She Fuck Me Like I’m Dr Phil

Others of my age: “I like doing swag and going to the night club”

Me: *prefers reading Japanese manga comics and going to the introvert club*😆

A notable philosopher. His name is used as a synonym of genius. He looks timid but becomes violent when others oppose his opinion. Lots of women falls for his gloomy moods but he doesn't care at all.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

he is captivated by the beauty of the world

the shitstains at youtube memoryhole’d propane genesis evangelion but I had already downloaded it because I know youtube is full of absolute cunts so here it is

Reblog if you go BEAST MODE when grilling steaks!

This video has visibility altered my speech

" Among Us Promise "

I promise you, in full not part

That Among Us Creatures come first in my heart

Whether it be night or day

A game of Among Us, I'd love to play!

Recite this promise if you would drop everything to play a game of "Among Us" - no matter the costs.