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A bigger number than you.

@p0etryassassin / p0etryassassin.tumblr.com

"Leaves falling from trees / Snow drifting onto the ground / Life leaving your corpse." Indie Zer0 blog, my interpretation of the assassin. Will interact with most anyone. Has bad language and some gorey scenes. Tag Tracker: p0etryassasin
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"Has anyone seen Mordecai?" the assassin looked around, seeming a little heart broken. Runt and Albi next to her as she surveyed the area outside her home near Overlook.

Zer0 looked about a clear [ :( ] on her mask.

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An 87 Year Old College Student Named Rose
The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned round to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being. She said, “Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I’m eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?” I laughed and enthusiastically responded, “Of course you may!” and she gave me a giant squeeze. “Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?” I asked. She jokingly replied, “I’m here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids…” “No seriously,” I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age. “I always dreamed of having a college education and now I’m getting one!” she told me. After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake.We became instant friends. Every day for the next three months, we would leave class together and talk nonstop. I was always mesmerized listening to this “time machine” as she shared her wisdom and experience with me. Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to dress up and she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students. She was living it up. At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet. I’ll never forget what she taught us. She was introduced and stepped up to the podium. As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor. Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, “I’m sorry I’m so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I’ll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell you what I know.” As we laughed she cleared her throat and began, “We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop playing. There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success. You have to laugh and find humor every day. You’ve got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die. We have so many people walking around who are dead and don’t even know it!There is a huge difference between growing older and growing up. If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don’t do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old. If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight. Anybody can grow older. That doesn’t take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding opportunity in change. Have no regrets. The elderly usually don’t have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those with regrets.” She concluded her speech by courageously singing “The Rose.” She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives. At the year’s end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago. One week after graduation Rose died peacefully in her sleep. Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that it’s never too late to be all you can possibly be .When you finish reading this, please send this peaceful word of advice to your friends and family, they’ll really enjoy it! These words have been passed along in loving memory of ROSE. REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL. We make a Living by what we get, We make a Life by what we give.

thats where this meme came from……… :0

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duanekuiper

My whole life is a Lord of the Rings phase.

that is what i am tolkien about

I think he means he shall not pass.

FLY YOU FOOLS!

You just have a hobbit of making things worse don’t you?

I hate you…

Go fuck your-elf.

I’m afraid I would get Legolost in my-elf.

I’m not talking to you anymordor!

So you don’t wanna go Helms Deeper?

Okay Sam-Wise guy… that’s enough.

You Frodon’t wanna do this anymordor?

Saruman, I Frodon’t, lots of people will get Legolost in the Smaug of posts.

I’m just a Thorin in your side aren’t I?

Stop Balin before I Kili you!

We really should stop Bombur-ing the dash with all this punishment.

I think it is starting to Sting people’s eyes. Hobbit we stop?

Okay but you Radagast for it ya know.

I’m going to Lake Town before we Bifur anymordor.

That was a good one. I’ll Strider on out.

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Halloween just wouldn’t be the same without Tim Burton

(From top to bottom: Beetlejuice, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Alice in Wonderland, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, Sweeny Todd, Dark Shadows, Frankenweenie)

Tim is such a visionary. A truly amazing man.

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I’ve been waiting for this to show up on my dash again, it’s been like 2 years wtf.

/screams/ 

hOLY FUCKING SHIT

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jakface

I’ve seen my share of “fake geek girl” shaming, and just thought having a Fairy Gamer Momma to come to the rescue would be nice. I know they exist, I’ve met plenty who are amazing and could beat my ass at any version of Mario Kart. Give the Gamer Momma in your life a big hug! :D

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It’s OCTOBER!

Quick reminder!

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Please keep your black kitties inside!

There are some sick people out there who will do some bad things should they get a hold of your shadowy friend. They should especially be kept inside the closer it gets to Halloween.

Keep Your Kitties Safe!

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Mordecai had been away for awhile and he wanted to make it up to his partner. So he was bringing a rifle, some booze, and a new ECHO device for her. To her home on Pandora. The rifle was much like the other he had made for her, or gotten her. But this one had been modified so that it was more comfortable for her to use since humans had more fingers than her people. So he'd raise his goggles, revealing his left blue eye and right green eye, and wait.

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Cathry looked outside and smiled some seeing him. Albi had already greeted the sniper with a nuzzle. She opened the door, tail wagging about. "Hey, Mordi." she smiled and stepped out looking to him, grabbing the skinny sniper in a hug. She loved this man, lords above and below only knew why.

Runt ran out behind her and barked, pracing around them all happy.

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