Jensen Ackles as Russell Shaw TRACKER | 1.12 - “Off the Books”

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If y'all liked the unidentifiable yellow glitter goo you'll love the time I made wine out of marshmallow Peeps

...how???

Well you see. The ingredience for wine are:

-yeast

-sugar

-time

And it turns out the yeast aren't really that picky about what kind of sugar you give them, as long as there's enough of it

Peepswine moodboard

It ended up tasting kinda like a very mild, sweet white wine, with a faint but unmistakable aftertaste of marshmallow

The 100% true and honest answer is someone said the phrase "fermented peeps" around me at exactly the right time and I went "ohhh that's a sin I simply must commit"

To the people um-actuallying me in the notes about calling this wine: clearly I have no respect for nature, god, or man; why would you assume I respect arbitrary alcoholic beverage classifications

To upset the French

I would totally drink that.

disturbed by how little ppl acknowledge the secondary health risks of vampire bites. if your vampire lover is drinking your blood you MUST be up to date on your tetanus shot. puncture wounds are at especially high risk for tetanus infections. just because your partner was born in 1312 doesn’t mean you have to die like it.

moreover they should be prepping the bite point with an alcohol wipe.

and while I’m at it, I’ve noticed a blithe disregard for health & safety when it comes to blood pacts. can’t believe I have to say this but you should absolutely NOT be cutting your palm open with the pocket knife from your belt holster (??????)

if you’re expecting to be in a blood pact/oath situation please just pick up some sterile finger lancets from the pharmacy. cannot stress this all enough.

Please y’all!! tetanus is NOT caused by rusty metal. It’s a bacteria found damn near everywhere, and wounds infected with saliva are especially high risk for tetanus infections.

it’s also a common misconception that vampire saliva is antiseptic. Vampires spread that myth on purpose. They also CAN cross running water. Make them bathe and brush their teeth!!!!

all the vampires in the tags saying they won’t do this bc the alcohol will make the skin taste bad are just telling on themselves. talk about a red flag.

comparing your human lover’s body to an inanimate utensil & misreading this as a PSA for the vampire’s safety rather than the human’s. smh vampires continue to be so toxic 🤦🏼‍♀️

Also, I do, actually, wash my utensils between meals?

Jensen is not driving Baby (1967 Impala) in Tracker (CBS).

I've seen a couple of posts and even several online entertainment sites saying that it is the Impala from SPN. It's not!

Baby ~ 1967 Impala

Russell's car (below) is a 1965 Chevy Malibu

They do look similar when glancing at them head-on, but see the difference in the headlights, the grill, and the roof? Also, Russell's car is a 2-door. Baby is a 4-door and does not have the Chevy Super Sport emblem on her front driver's side quarter panel.

From the style of the roof, it also appears that Russell's car might be a convertible. Reference image below.

I would imagine that there is some kind of clause in a contract somewhere that since the Impala/Baby is so iconic to Supernatural, Jensen is not allowed to drive the actual 'Hero' car he was given in other shows. But that's just a guess on my part.

For people in the tags ...I do agree, and as I said, they do look similar from certain angles. They are both Chevys, both black and were made within a couple of years of each other. Because it is also Jensen, I understand why at a glance Russell's car would be confused for the Impala.

However, I am a classic car fan, and also, anyone who knows me, knows I am a stickler for details. Since the entertainment sites that wrote it was an easter egg for SPN fans don't give a damn about fact-checking, I wanted to get the info out there. Sorry to burst everyone's bubble.🤷🏻‍♀️😏🥰

It's for sure not the Impala, but I wholeheartedly believe it was 100% put in as an Easter egg because of how closely it resembles the Impala. Which I actually love more. I wouldn't want a different Jensen character to also drive an Impala. Baby belongs to Dean alone. 😍

But sticking to similar looking Chevys works for me. 😁

I agree that it's not an Impala, but I will also go feral if Russell got his 60's-era Chevy from a beloved parental figure. I honestly can't think of any other reason anyone would drive a 50+-year old car these days.

Hey, I can just put that in a post! There's no way I'm ever going to be able to find the tumblr post that inspired this, but it was talking about how the term 'unalive' should refer to something that is to 'alive' the same way 'undead' is to 'dead'. A few people were trying to work out what that equivalent might be, and there were some fun possible examples thrown out (food service workers! anyone employed by a call centre!)

However. 'Undead' is a term that has a very specific meaning in relation to 'dead'. It doesn't mean 'alive', because 'alive' is opposite to 'dead'. It also doesn't mean 'not dead', because plenty of things are not dead that were never alive and are, thus, not undead, either. 'Undead' specifically means 'dead, but in a way that is wrong'.

Which means that, if 'unalive' is to 'alive' as 'undead' is to 'dead', then 'unalive' should mean something that is alive, but in a way that is wrong.

And just as 'undead' is not synonymous with 'alive', but shares traits with it, 'unalive' should not be synonymous with 'dead', but share traits with it. Something that is unalive should not be dead, but should have traits associated with death.

The unalive thing, then, should be something that is alive, but the wrong kind of alive, in a way that shares traits with death. Perhaps something too alive, too energetic, too exuberant, too enthusiastic, too aware and appreciative of every sensation or symptom of life. Perhaps something a little too hungry.

Like a fungus.

Or a wellness influencer.

Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend

"you really gonna die on that hill?"

"someone is."

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the goodbye stranger that lives in my head

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Dean and Cas kinda balance each other out. But...

"I think it was supposed to be a perfume or something." ↳ 11.05 - THIN LIZZIE

This feels to me like one of those times they switched Dean and Sam's dialogue and such, because "just wanting to see if the squeezy thing worked" is such a Dean thing to me. 🤣🤣🤣