anyone have tips for taming down a California kingsnake or is she just destined to be an asshole forever no matter what

if it’s winter then why does nobody have any chill?

Global warming

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This might be a controversial hot take but I think we have enough potato chip flavors.

You can pry my fried dill pickle and ranch flavored potato chips from my cold, dead hands 

I think my mac and cheese chips and I have to side with Stark on this one

req’d by @jessica-jones-memes

GET OFF MY ROOF YOU NARUTO RUNNING KIDS

Like 60% of being a teen hero is screaming internally

eh, that’s about 60% of being an adult hero too

It should only be 60%?

You have to allow for the external screaming

once again @jessica-jones-memes is exactly right.

That's 60% of being!

what if you punch a bag instead of screaming

That's what we in the business call a "coping mechanism"

better than punching the wall

Only because you can't punch through the wall

Like 60% of being a teen hero is screaming internally

eh, that’s about 60% of being an adult hero too

It should only be 60%?

You have to allow for the external screaming

Give ‘em the old Razzle-Dazzle

One of my favorite things is when a character does or says something nice and they’re like “don’t tell anyone about this, I have a reputation” it’s so funny they’re literally like I’m okay with being nice but I draw the line at other people knowing that I’m nice

Other characters are like “I can’t let people know i did this thing that was a total dick move because they’ll think I’m a dick :(“ and these guys are like “I’ll do good things but only if I get no credit for it, it’s important to me that everyone continues to think I’m an absolute bastard”

manage expectations

Exactly

The Defenders as therapist Twitter memes

Jessica:

Danny:

Matt:

Luke:

i am surrounded on all sides by people who say words to me and well ive had it

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so make sure to celebrate it with cold pizza and chocolate milk.

I don’t understand a single word Florence + The Machine says but I also don’t care because I love them.

words don’t matter. florence is something you feel in your soul

i fight like a  g i r l

Damn straight I fight like a girl