Being a trans dragon on flight rising is like

“Mom… dad…” (moves from standing pose to sitting pose)

had such a vivid image to do this and the dragon of mine that technically fits this the most is Madame

I’m Cryin.

So I commissioned someone who is NOT on Fr and don’t knows the site to draw Kain a while ago. Yesterday while I wasn’t pying attention they accepted. Took the ref and finished today.

And i come to my Inbox to find a picture of HD april fools Kain drawn for me.  THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED.

At the same time I can’t blame the person at all because they thought this was his legitimate fucking ref I’m weeping. Its such bad timing it’s hilarious. 

As many were curious, this is what I got.The Artist is ArctursDracon on dA. Praise this absolutely precious person having tried their earnest to make HD Kain look Cool.

In light of the pending April…another year has passed for my Boy.

Happy 7 years.

uhhhh

UHHHH?

(THIS DRAGON IS A G1 GLITCHED NOC. I WAS GONNA SCATTER AND SELL BUT UHHHH)

wdym by glitched? That sounds cool heh

congrats on such an AWESOME scatter, that’s wild.

back when nocs were first released there was a glitch where applying a gene would give size numbers drawn, not from the Nocturne table but from the Fae table - so you'd end up with tiny little nocs! it was fixed after bogs were released and had the same issue, so there's a limited number of these glitches available since no more can be made and changing their breed ruins the glitch. this has absolutely no impact on gameplay, but is a collectable trait that has its own specialty market.

Look at him

his name is Boots

something really funny about this scene on a baby dragon

YEAH

i was going through my dragons bios and realized i excalted one of my dragons wife LIKE 2-3 YEARS AGO I AM SO SORRY DUDE I JUST YEETED YOUR HUSBAND/WIFE

alternate reality where i don't hate arlo so so much

IT’S ALMOST HALLOWEEN

Also, no frogs were harmed, the pink one was painted with magical frog paint but they’re all unbelievably pissed off anyway so I guess harm was caused

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DO ITTT

the moff that can do it all... hug coffee and Scream

drawn for a very caffeinated (and fluffy) patron! ♪

Today's Seal Is: Cumulus Seal

Small gap from the bugsnax content to say I hc that mirror babies cling to their parents like opossums

bottlesnake // 2344364

They put out traps for all the bonepriests that got lost in the delta, gave them all little tracking collars, and dumped them back in the forest.

*releases this thing in your house*

*tries to capture it with a cup and paper like a spider*

CONTAINED.

whenever i get the "List 1 item on the Auction House" daily pursuit on flight rising, my go to item is an earthworm, which i of course list for 1 gem. and no one ever buys it and that's completely fine by me, because that's my pursuit worm, and i just keep him listed on the auction house for whenever i get that particular pursuit. but...recently..somebody bought my worm??? my earthworm? my pursuit earthworm? for 1 gem? and idk what to do now. i didn't think anyone would actually want to buy an earthworm, even for 1 gem. i mean i'm not mad i'm just confused. i have 400 other earthworms i'm not like having an earthworm crisis or anything. i just think it's funny that someone bought my pursuit worm.

Stormcatcher: I banished my ancient children for a crime FAR WORSE than any of you can imagine...

Flamecaller: Genocide?

Icewarden: Cultural annihilation?

Tidelord: [muffled bubbling from the deepest fathoms of the ocean]

Arcanist: The destruction of untold masses of ancient history?

Plaguebringer: Suppression of a dangerous power to hold the frail bonds of armistice between ancient rivals?

Shadowbinder: The necessity to become reclusive for one's own safety and withdraw until an era where acceptance between our Flights is more commonplace?

Stormcatcher: Unionizing.