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Me - hmm its 11 I'll just get myself off real quick and go to sleep

Me - *at 2am tears and drool all over my face and falling to the side with a dildo in me panting and shaking trying hard to stand and crawl back onto my bed* oops

i hate explaining shit. telepaths only

gay👅irl

Infiltrating the straights

*hacker voice* I’m gay

These two replies punched me in the face, I’ve never thought about it from this perspective. Imagine how many lives our government endangers just cause they hate poor people

This is one of many reasons why EVERY worker needs paid sick days.

this sent me

when it’s busy at starbucks and the gay baristas get mean pride flag 

(inspired by this post)

I’ve never worked at Starbucks nor do I drink coffee but I was still compelled to make this

Paris Gay Pride, 1995 

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

yeah and it kicks ass

Satyr and Swan

Cat Behavior