eagle: so what do you think about stigmata
prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.
eagle: stigma talons in your flesh
And yet he couldn't see the punchline coming.
Eagle: I can do jokes. it's all in the de-livery.
Gonna go do some time travel, hope it’ll stop The Emotions
I think I’ve found the 9th circle of hell and it is being in the car with your best friend’s parents who you’ve met maybe 4 times heading back to your hometown after first year at collage and fucking Fight Song playing at full volume at 2am
Maybe the aliens wouldn’t make me pay my student loans.
Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)
Me: "Cat, why? Where has this tail been?"
Cat: "Perhaps I explored the tub after your shower. Perhaps I sat too close to the sink. Perhaps it is pee. I love our little mysteries."
Good news is I am no longer thinking about redwood trees
Bad news is I am now going to be thinking about the Neil Gaiman interaction from now until I die. On a totally unrelated note I have the urge to read the Sandman comics again and watch Coraline
Hello Mr Gaimen, how’s it feel to have traumatized an entire generation while simultaneously getting everyone into horror? Anyway the scene from Coraline that terrorized me the most was when the Other fortune tellers unzipped their skin, how about you?
I don't think any of it terrorized me at all. It just made me very happy.
It's going to be re-released in a remastered 3D version this August.
Horrifying. Can’t wait to see it!
Maybe I should just post shit instead of lurking. Maybe I should let The Voices win. Maybe I will subject the internet to my intense feelings about redwood trees.
Someone ask me about either the history of national parks or Diogenes. Please. I beg.
March
It’s gonna be
i'm so mad. the fixitman78 video has been up since october. it's been here the whole time.
Something I think about frequently is that one time I was hanging out with a friend and they told me that they unironically thought that Chile was on the continent of Africa and I am not over that
shout out to the twink at this pride fest who brought his own megaphone to counteract the evangelical protesters by shouting out the entirety of a recipe for mac and cheese
ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic
Another AO3 thing I’m curious about, how do yall decide if something is good enough to read? Usually I follow a rule of 1 kudos for every 10 hits. One because it’s easy math and two it’s yet to fail me. Thoughts? Do you just go for it and pray it’s good?
folks, don't do this one. do not look at kudos count. do not look at comment count. do not look at hits. you read the summary and see if it sounds like your cuppa. multi-chapter fics in particular suffer a lot from inflated hit counts because loyal fans will show up for every chapter, but only get one kudos apiece. literally just read the write-up and if it's bad, you'll know within a minute of clicking on it. give new works and chaptered works a shot
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Sometimes I play Ao3 Roulette where I go to a very generic tag, such as “fluff” or something basic, and I scroll to whatever page feels right, and I click it. No tags, no summaries, I don’t even know the fandom. Found some really good and REALLY BAD shit that way but hey what is life without a bit of adventure
autistic boys walk around on their toes to prepare themselves to wear heels when they grow up to be women
oestrogen could've saved them 😿
i. want to forcefem them
nuh uh not leavin this in tags @mrmallard nope
