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why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

World's most tense egg and spoon race

this somehow became the funniest thing on earth in my head and I had to draw it so

I saw a tweet that said Korra's only a softie around Asami and it's valentine's day and one thing led to another...

a lil lin beifong

gradient courtesy of @cynderrfall lol

Is the new avatar live action a perfect remake

No

Does it have a perfect scene of a random lady hitting zuko with a brush to stop him from trying to attack aang that wasn’t in the original

Yea and it was great

This is exactly what happens with my daughter and her lemonade stand every summer. She earned more per hour than I did.

Cylinder Seal

Also cylinder seal

schoethe best of: Die Leiden einer Fernbeziehung

I have missed you every evening since you left; it’s easy to get used to the good. (Schiller to Goethe, May 5, 1792)

… I wish rain and pleasant cooling soon. But nothing so much as being near you again soon. (Goethe to Schiller, July 6, 1799)

… I am close to you with everything that lives and thinks within me. (Schiller to Goethe, October 8, 1794)

Just a small sign of life. I can’t get used to not saying anything to you and not hearing from you for 8 days. (Schiller to Goethe, September 13, 1795)

Soon I will have the pleasure of hugging you again and asking your thoughts about a hundred things. (Goethe to Schiller, November 10, 1797)

It is a real comfort to me to have you near me again; Never has a separation seemed as long to me as the current one… (Schiller to Goethe, November 13, 1796)

I’m not coming today, my dear, but I hope soon. (Goethe to Schiller, October 25, 1795)

Farewell, I long for a line from you. (Schiller to Goethe, March 27, 1805)

sorry for acting batshit crazy I was feeling a little unwanted

do you think elves are really sick of this hairstyle, like on elf grindr this is how all the most obnoxious dudes look

today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.

but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.

the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.

The objectively funniest part of this is actually that the city that holds his remains, Ravenna, refused to give his remains back. This was a ploy from florence to have his remains moved back for the tourist money and its been ongoing for a long time. Florence had a fake tomb built in the city to trick people into visiting, and have tried to force the return of the remains.

His actual caretakers have been very steadfast in keeping them hidden, moved, or generally out of reach to respect his choice in life to never, ever, ever return to florence, even when he was first offered the chance to return. This is at this point an almost millenium long feud that florence is really, really mad about losing

so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right

I liked it better when Katara released Aang from his 100 year slumber through the pure unfiltered rage of a feminist rant at her brother

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

I really need this march

Inshallah they find him.

Best image in the universe

In addition to Captain Carter, it looks like we're going to have another version of Peggy in What If.

Dichterisch und Denkerisch ❤️

(Ehrlich gesagt scheint mir hier die echte Frage, warum und welche Spezialeinheiten nachts an der Ostsee Pinkelknöllchen verteilen.)

AGENT CARTER

04.2 - Smoke & Mirrors